Best way to commit suicide.

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  1. zaiger

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    Now I am not thinking about doing it so don't get your hopes up, but I know you (fellow) pathetic wastes of life have probably thought about it at one point. What do you think would be the best way to kill yourself? The most painless way would be best for me, as I am a huge pussy and could never go out like a boss and blow my head off with a .45 like ODB here.

    If I were going to try I would probably do it by heroin overdose. I have a pretty hefty opiate tolerance though so it would probably be expensive to kill me, but it's not like I will have to be saving for that new (insert expensive item here). What do you think? Would go out out with your brains splattered against the basement wall for your mom to clean up or would you go quietly listening to classical music in the garage with the door closed and the motor on?
     
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    If I really wanted to die, I'd shoot myself in the head. Honestly, pills are for pussies. And I mean that in a literal sense. Girls try to overdose the most, so they end up surviving since it's a shit way to try to kill yourself. Boys, on the other hand, are more successful because they shoot or hang themselves, which has a higher success rate.
     
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    if i did, id leave a big fuckin mess everywhere for some fucker to have to clean up. be on the news or something
     
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    Autoerotic asphyxiation ;)
     
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    Like shoving my own dick down my throat and choking?
     
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    Nah, man. That would be asphyxiation through autofellatio.
     
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    Sounds fun either way. But whatevar do U meen?????
     
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    Well, you see, any guy can do the autoerotic asphyxiation. You just gotta hang yourself while jerking off. Death through autofellatio is waaaaaay harder, and you need skillz for that. You can't just be a regular fag. No, you gots to be a male gymnast. That requires you to have the flexibility to get your dick in your mouth and choke on it.

    I don't think any of the guys on this forum have what it takes to do the second one.
     
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    I don't need 1337 gymnist skills. My dick is at least 100 feet long. Or you could just sit on my face until I die, wanna just go with that??
     
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    Nah, I think I'll just suffocate you with your 100 foot long dick. ;)
     
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    As long as you were there. Not even I can handle the raw, untamed power of GODZILLA COCK.
     
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    I could handle it, bb. I have a nonexistent gag reflex.
     
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    The problem being that It'd go through you and out your pooper. So its like a BJ and anal sex at the same time.

    ...wut
     
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    30 xanax.

    sleep and never wake.
     
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    Oh, my. That's double stimulation. Just remember to bring the lube, and we're alllllll good.
     
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    I should mention I'm not a fucking Jew, so my foreskin is still attatched. BJ's don't do shit for me. Work harder!
     
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    You could always tear apart my pussy with your Godzilla cock. I probably would never be able to walk again, though. :(
     
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    Name a place and a time. I'll destroy half a city block when I cum.
     
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    Let's do it on the moon, bb. No casualties that way.
     
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    But then when I cum we'll both be flung off into opposite ends of space. NO, we must destroy Tokyo with our monster like lovemaking. Do it for teh lulz. And the sex. Mainly the sex.
     
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    Oh, yes, and let's do it on top of Tokyo Tower televised worldwide. It will be MAGICAL.
     
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    Magic is for fairies.
     
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    Maybe I should grow a dick then.
     
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    You can have some of mine. I always wanted to try thigh sex. You know, putting my penor in betwixt the girls' legs and furiously humping that. Sounds like fun.
     
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    The most painless way isn't an opiate overdose. An overdose is rarely pleasant.
    Replace your oxygen with carbon monoxide or helium. Your brain will think it's still getting oxygen, so you won't know you're suffocating. Kevorkian used a helium machine on his patients, but normal people just use their car exhaust.
     
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    Who said anything about pills? I said an opiate overdose.
     
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    I have overdosed more times that I would like to admit and I remember nothing each time but pushing down the plunger and then waking up however long it was later.
     
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    Yum. You can give my legs some war paint.