Best vidya gaems to play while having sex

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  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Implying that you actually do get sex if you're a video game fag.
    Best gaems to play while having the sex?
     
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    Zelda,always Zelda.
     
  3. TheForRealDeal

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    Steel Battalion
     
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    Having sex while controlling your mecha, best idea ever.
     
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    I thought you would say something about Super Mario World
     
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    gotten head while playing the following games:
    Halo
    Halo 2
    Burnout 3
     
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    My partner and I personally enjoy Mario role play if that counts.
     
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    Have you ever tried having someone ride your dick while playing a game?
    I'd love to know what that's like.
     
  12. Tom

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    Rez (Preferably Rez HD)
    Phantasy Star Online
    Child of Eden (With Kinect)
    Legend Of Zelda
    Let me think of some more....
     
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    Any sort of management game.
     
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    No, actual sex takes up all my attention, I'd imagine it would be easy to keep your dick hard
    hahaha that sounds pretty cool
     
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    Playing a kinect game while having sex? That seems hard.
     
  16. Tom

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    Its actually quite easy if your an experienced bottom like I am.
     
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    Have her blow you under a desk for bonus points
     
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    Exactly.

    Hell, play KZ Manager and pretend she's a Jew.
     
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    Let's see...had sex while bf played DMC3; gave bj while he played New Vegas; got sex while I played MHF2. There might be more, I dun remember. Usually we stop playing to have sex then go back to playing afterward.
     
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    REZ

    Audiosurf (like REZ, but for PC)

    Raptor: Call of The Shadows
     
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    Battletoads.
     
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    Saint's Row 2 while getting head.
     
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    Masters of orion 2
     
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    I think you mistyped the title. You probably meant "Best vidya gaems to have sex with." If so, I would have sex with Pac Mania right now. No Berlining joke.
     
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  26. Tom

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    xD
     
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    Only had one gamer ex - sex during multiplayer Pong, funniest thing ever. Head during Halo Reach. Hawt.
     
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    Amnesia the Dark Descent.

    Ever cummed from pure fear, screaming as some monster chased you and you end up punch the girl riding?
     
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    Got head during a Gun Game match on Counter Strike Source. Definite epic win moment. The "BOOM! head shot" audio clips where the icing to that cake.
    By contrast getting head during Guitar Hero was pretty lulzy thanks to the pretty much immediate slew of boo's being thrown my way by a digital crowd. An interesting moment, no doubt.
     
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    I heard there was a attatchment to a video game that serves as a vibrator, if that counts.