Best Troll on EDF?

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  1. Immortal_Cake

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    Who do you think is the best troll on the forums?

    Admins and mods don't count.
     
  2. Zaichata

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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    I was going to say The Member Formerly Known As Baya. Fuck
     
  3. Akula

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    there are trolls on EDF?
     
  4. oddguy

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    I think trolling is gay.
    I think this thread is a repulsive circlejerk.
    I think you were either hoping or even expecting the answer to be: "Immortal_Cake".
    And I think I just lost a little respect for you.
     
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    That's just a myth, let it go.
     
  6. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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  7. oddguy

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    Stop bringing me into everything.
    Also,I am obviously not a troll.
    It says so on my profile thingy under "occupation".
     
  8. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    All mods and admins are retired trolls. Or is that retarded trolls? I always get those two mixed up.
     
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    I agree with Thayo, I am pretty good.
     
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    If you think about it there are very few fundamental differences between an artful troll and a retarded asspie. They both bring the internet's blood to a boil, and make people waste their time correcting and berating them, when they're really making no impact on them at all. In fact, the retarded asspie is probably even better at this.
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    Let's not reduce the art of trolling to being a mildly annoying and inane pest.
     
  15. Immortal_Cake

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    More or less... yes.

    Also, what respect?
     
  16. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    What do trolls look like.
     
  17. Immortal_Cake

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    Ugly fucks, who lives under bridges and comes up, once in a while, to ask people for money.
     
  18. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I can count plenty of failtrolls. I went on deviantart and asked a self proclaimed "troll" if they wanted to go to a gay sex orgy. He was disgusted. Makes me sick


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    This guy
     
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    Trolls offend people.

    Most of us come onto this board with the assumption everybody's going to act offensive and derail threads and act like retards.

    Thus, trolling on EDF doesn't exist.
     
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    Good point
     
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    hi bestest buddy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     
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  25. Immortal_Cake

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    Trolling doesn't exist on EDF, therefore it is?
     
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    I was saying that mentally preparing yourself for bullshit numbs the effect it has on your permanently and it becomes just another minor thing.
     
  27. Immortal_Cake

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    So you're saying that I should consume more blinker fluid?
     
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    Whatever floats your boat???
     
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    The "troll" thing gives this place a bad rep, I just want people to experience truth, share their pain, be a selfless witness of their redemption. It's such a humbling experience, I'm forever grateful for being part of it and I bet...no, I know they're too.
     
  30. Immortal_Cake

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    Sorry, I thought you were Aunt Emma, coming onto me.