Best Korea says it's dong rockets can hit the US.

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  1. Moscow

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    sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19879935
    honestly. how do the koreans expect to be taken seriously when their missiles have the word dong in them?
     
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    "has not yet been tested successfully."
    I am afeared.

    Also, Alaska is not, and never will be, the mainland U.S.
     
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    Atleast Sarah Palin is in striking range.
     
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    She moved to Arizona, so she can see Mexico from her house now.
     
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    she did.... crap.:eek:
     
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    lol dongrockets :D
     
  11. Moscow

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    I knew you'd like that. I do aim to inject a little fun into my news reports
     
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    Strategy wise the US should cut off all food aid until they use their dongs on Iran.
     
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    Not Alaska! But I guess it'll raise oil prices for a few months.
     
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    Korea launches rocket attack... next day article reads:
    "North Korea launches missile salvo at Alaska, one dead today in moose mauling."
     
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    Wait a minute... it can destroy Darwin!

    @North Korea Please to be destroying Darwin.
     
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    I hope our NorKor bros realize that if that were to happen, every boomer submarine in the Pacific fleet will dump its payload into Pyongyang and all strategic bases in that country, rendering it un-inhabitable for the next 200 years.
     
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    It looks pretty uninhabitable as is. That one speck of light is Pyongyang.
     
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    how often did they have you doing drills for sudden war with NK when you were a navy bird?
     
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    North Korea's missiles can barely launch let alone even reach anywhere close to hawaii
     
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    Sorry, the North's government did that to the area themselves a long time before most of those ships but were a twinkle in their engineer's eye.
    The radiation would even be an improvement, if they could take foreigners on "authentic recreations of the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R".
    North Koreans love dumb white tourists almost as much as they love begging those same peoples governments for food handouts.
     
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    And american money, they also tend to beg tourists for american money.
     
  23. Ror

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    Giving them brightly colored paper works too. Not like any of them has ever seen foreign money.
    The joke here is that even monopoly money is worth more than the won.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_won#2009_revaluation