Being a christian furry

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Bottom Feeder, Nov 4, 2011.

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    So yeah, this actually exist, a furfags trying to rationalize, in their screwed up little heads, being also Christianfags.



    REPENT!!

    Also, there seems to be a little sub-cult about this because some furfags actually think "there is not enough proof that God hates furries" and "as there is a darkside in the furry fandom there's also a lightside(lol) that Gawd loves" and that GOD is actually furry, since it's DOG spelled backwards!! I shit you not, and I quote the hate mail from godhatesfurries.com (a factual source):

    From: michael tucker
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    "hello

    first of all, we all hope you get piles... go bald, fat, imputent and impotent. But seein as you spend all your time hosting a hate site about somthing you honestly know sod all about the above must of already happened, either that or you were raped by the family dog when you were younger and now hate anything with fur.

    God does not hate furries! heh he is one himself.... why else would it be Dog backwards? or maybe you were too busy masterbaiting over pre-teen school boys to notice? The 2nd amendment grants us the right to free speech. and God says "Love thy neighbour" so who the hell are you to try to deny us of that right?

    What you may not know is that even firefighters, police persons and servicemen and women may be furries. will you turn down thier assistance when you're in need? when your single living apartment is on fire and or being robbed who you gonna call? If a fireman turns up you know to be a furry will you send him/her away? WILL YOU HECK! "Please! save my crappy house with my soup-for-one because the world hates be for being a closed minded tosser!" says you!

    Or when WW3 comes and the Taliban has you hostage with a iron spike up your ass (with any luck) will you turn down the assistance for the 3rd Fox Unit just because of their name?

    i bet you wont use Mozzilla Firefox as internet either!

    the world laughs at you! ha ha fu**ing ha!

    eat my shite and suck on my tail!"

    http://www.godhatesfurries.com/index.php?p=email (moar drama)
     
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    Mostly of furry are atheist, buddhist or wicca, but being christian? that is new for me, and saying that God is furry is so blasphemous.
     
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    I really fucking hate christian furries.
     
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    Why?

    OT: you also hate normal Christians? :<
     
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    Leviticus would have had them skinned and worn as coats.
     
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    This is retarded.
     
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    Its difficult to explain why I hate christian furries, but if you met one, you would understand.

    Im fine with normal christians.
     
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    Christian furries are more over the top than most normal Christians. Likely compensating for their sick fetishes . Also important to note that Chrisfurfags tend to lean to a lot of the more bizarre fetishes .
     
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    I couldnt have said it any better. At AC2010 there was a some furfag in a fursuit, wearing bondage equipment, and one of those "This message is illegal in X countries" shirt. He was also yelling bible verses at the security people who were trying to get her out of AC.
     
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    Funny funny people they are .

    But the subconscious reason for all of the Christfurfags is this:[​IMG]
     
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    lol, I saw that picture earlier in one of Edward Currents videos on youtube.
     
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    LOL I have seen it on quite a few vids actually .
     
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    Now that we're speaking of amendments what did this fag not consider "3. Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain." ? I mean, calling God almighty something as a dog, a creature he allegedly created is kind of a blasphemy if you ask me.
    Also:
    "If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he shall be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and has sexual relations with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall be put to death"
    you fag
     
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    What the fuck?!
     
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    BE HOLD PROOF......................................THERE IS NO GOD !!!
     
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    Go forth and let furry jeebus accept your yiffy sins

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    In more ways than one.
     
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    Get in the truck.
     
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    IMO all furries are equally sick, all of them and their families deserve to die. I'll wipe them out someday.
     
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    Being the epitome of fail
     
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    Please do .Please .
     
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    Who comes up with this shit?
     
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    If Jesus was alive and saw this he would die for our sins twice.