Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Apr 15, 2013.
What do you want to do before you die, EDF?
I just want to die.
Not for those who have you tolerate you on a daily basis.
Get all my good writing ideas published.
Man, you've really let yourself go, Sol.
When god comes and calls me to his kingdom. I'll take all you sons of bitches when i go.
Going to space.
before i die i wanna commit suicide
Before I died I want to go to Disneyland again.
Before I die, I shall take 13 souls to serve me in the afterlife.
Before I die, I'd like to watch Jimmy Fallon get stoned to death.
Before I die I want to leave this body so death will have no meaning.
Your death will be meaningless anyway.
I clearly meant death in general. GAWD.
Before I die, I'd like to have enough money to buy a Ferrari, just so I can set it on fire.
Guys, I have only one request...
For people to think im clever pathetic really
I want to roast a marshmellow on a incoming mushroom cloud .
ive already done everything i wanted to before i die.
im ready to go.
I was gonna post more than just a picture of my girlfriend but really that just about sums it up.
sadly she disappeared and moved like four months ago and now i am a sad harassment panda.
STILL, she was the most beautiful; and wonderful person ive ever met.
as far as im concerned, i won the game of life and i can rest in peace now.
this sounds eerily like a suicide note... thats unintentional. if i wind up dead rest assured the govt. did it.
She look like Girlvinyl, only that she isn't a whale and looks human.
And just to shit on your parade, pic screams egirlfriend.
very astute, gask.
Before I die, I would like to personally kill all the faggot cunts in OP's shit post.
And as they are on the verge of death, I would hold up their faggot pic, laugh, and say "fuck you, cocksucker; you'll never do <insert gay dream>".
The caveat is the stupid cunts who said they want to live before they die. I'll just enjoy pointing out how stupid they are, and make them eat their own genitals before I kill them.
I'm pretty sure one, five, fourteen and fifteen accomplished their goals.
I can't be fucked checking your post.
I think last week pretty much summed up what I would like to do before I die.
Some asshole nigger called in the call center, told me I couldn't do my job for shit (which, all I have to do is check the status of his credentials and since he's in adjudication, there's really nothing I could do - it's on another agency to process that shit), so I gave him a fake name, called him a fucking bitch nigger after he cussed me out, and told him he could go fuck himself for being a dumb fuck and having a criminal history for probably drug possession, which ultimately slowed the process for him getting his credentials, which stopped him from getting a minimum wage job to feed his 5 kids from 4 different baby mommas.
And the fake name? I gave him the name of some chick that used to bully me growing up.
Good thing they stopped doing quality control on us in the lowest tier of service.