Because psychiatrists are fucking expensive.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    ITT we help fellow members overcome crippling emotional pain, reveal repressed memories and diagnose them with three worded labels that don't mean anything. Anybody who's actually been to a psychiatrist (thus knows most if not all their tricks) gets prioritized advice giving. (How can this possibly go wrong?)
     
  2. rst8

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    i have been having a lot of delusions and paranoia lately
    diagnosis please
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Have you been taking any substances recently that you don't normally take?
     
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    Anxiety to the max. Also I am having a difficult time being around other people.

    In b4 Ass burgers.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    I diagnose you with being a mod on EDF.
     
  6. rst8

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    um no,i mean i regulary smoke weed if that is a problem so i guess i "normally" do that
     
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    Can you get me a prescription for speed? I want to sell it to high schoolers so I can pay the bills.
     
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    hey man i can hook you up man just call me at
    901-867-5309
    good luck with the kids brother
     
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    You've caught reefer madness. This will turn you gay. The only solution is to have sex with a woman before the next full moon. Since you post on EDF... Don't count on it.
     
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    Thanks bro. Imma go get some kids hooked up, then I'll pay off my Netflix.
     
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    Marijuana use can increase symptoms of schizophrenia in young males. I learned that from reading.
     
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    woah woah woah
    does that mean i should stop smoking weed?
    cuz thats just not happening
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    Hm. Do you have a normal sleeping schedule and do you encounter other people more than once a day?

    Must you be so cynical? I'm sure if he explained this to his mother then she'd gladly take a cock in the eye for her little boy. Failing that, he could fight gayness with gayness by fucking S4.

    I don't think porn mags count as "reading material."
     
  14. rst8

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    im on EDF so you should kno the answer to both those questions
     
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    hey man lets put the past behind us can you hook a brother up with the white pony can you just front me like a 8 ball for like, two months and then when my job comes through I'll pay you back cool g?
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    There's your diagnosis right there. Patient fucking diagnosed. Good work team.
     
  17. rst8

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    not cool man you pay now or you aint getting anything
     
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    It's like an episode of House M.D, but with pseudoscience instead of medicine, and assburgers instead of lupus.
     
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    thanks bro
    umm what meds can i get for browsing EDF?
     
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    Really? I thought it was more like Super Friends. Or Becker.

    Fap marathon.
     
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    ill pick up some lotion later
    thanks guys!
     
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    Nah, it's House.
    Obviously you're the Austrailian guy. Zaiger is House, because he's the main character. I'm not black or a woman, and I'm a nice guy so I'm Wilson.
    We need a woman and black person.
     
  23. rst8

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    since im the one selling drugs can i be the black one?
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    Any time, bro! Remember to suggest us to all your friends!

    House ain't nothing but Becker with a limp.
     
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    You were the patient, but fuck it, yeah. You're Foreman.
     
  26. rst8

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    does that mean i can have a large penis now
     
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    And a drug addiction. That makes him edgy.
     
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    is that a no?
     
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    Yeah, but you get to sell drugs. That's a plus.