Beamish Museum death: Father was driving steam traction engine

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  1. Moscow

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    then today it turns out that the dad was the driver : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-18956540

    TL;DR kid was run over by one of these: [​IMG]
    driven by his dad.


    now, is it just me or do I scent a prime opportunity for some jokes and fb memorial trolling?
     
  2. Harpoons

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    What a twist.
     
  3. Moscow

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    more of a crunching squelch if you ask me. although I don't know, what sound does a childs head being crushed make?
     
  4. The Lieutenant

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    It sounds just like it does on an adult, like a melon being struck with a mallet.
     
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    Forget the shota... is the tractor OK?
     
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    Wow follow the link and take a look at that kid's face and tell me this wasn't a beneficial incident for all mankind.
     
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    His last words were I LIKE TRAINS BUT I HATE MY DAD AAAAAAAAARGH
     
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    God that is a punchable face.
     
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    Anyway I hope the tractor is ok.
     
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    The tractor now lives on a farm with a family who loves him.
     
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  12. Lyle

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    How should I kill babby?
    1. drown behind house in kiddy pool.
    2. open car door while driving and push out.
    3. run over with hobby. ✓
    4. teak him "hunting".
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    a load thudded pop, like when a melon gets smashed by a hammer.
    I assume they are talking about the severe head injuries that are independent to the ones he was born with and that were ultimately the reason he died of other head injuries.
    oh and @PerpetuallyAroused
     
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