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    Welcome to the Battle Rap Arena, where the posts are god tier and points mean EVERYTHING. Here you are free to post challenges, participate in battles and tournaments, and discuss important issues concerning rap battles. Do not start call out threads, or threads that let people know that you are willing to accept a battle, there is a sticky for that.

    If you would like to start a battle, start a thread titled YourNameVSOpponentsName, and set up the rules. Make sure your opponent "checks in" before the battle; if an opponent does not check in, a no-show will NOT be counted as a loss against their record*. Both opponents must check in, any post in the thread will be fine as a confirmation. If you are in a tournament, a thread will be started by the tournament maker, and both opponents are required to check in

    Most battles will follow the "skeleton" system below, although you can use whichever system you want to battle whomever you want, these universal rules apply.

    1. Swaying=Disqualification. Swaying is mentioning (anywhere in anyway) the quality of your or your opponents verse in an active battle. It is fine to complain AFTER the battle.
    2. Recycling=Disqualification. Using lines you have used before.
    3. Biting=Disqualification. Stealing lines. Always give someone the benefit of the doubt, assume that they accidently stole a line.
    4. Feeding=Disqualification on no-feeding battles. Feeding is flipping a line form your opponents verse.
    2. Vote. Vote on as many battles as you can, we don't have a big league. Also explain your vote, if you can be bothered, if not it still counts if it's not a hatevote.
    3. Do not shitpost in battles. Almost as bad as swaying. If you want to comment on the battle, you have to vote.

    The following is a skeleton guide for battles, one verse each. YOU ALSO HAVE TO MAKE A POLL with yourself and your opponent as the only options. Now every vote has to be hand-cast. Simply post "my vote goes to Example" or "V/Example" to vote. The red text is the text you fill in yourself.

    Eminem V.S. Jin
    Rules

    Lines - 12
    Due - DEC 13 1:pm

    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ

    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)

    Feeding = Flipping a line from your opponents verse. Don't do it.

    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.

    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO


    And it's that fucking easy. When a battle is complete it will be locked and moved to the "closed battles" forum maybe I can't do that I'll figure it out.
    *You will have a record. It's your wins, losses, and ties.
     
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    This is a complete list of the rankings of all official Rap Battle Arena sanctioned battles. As of yet, there are none. This thread is open to allow transparency and bitching.
     
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    moscow is totally winning right now
     
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    Rap is gay, and is practiced solely by niggers
     
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    i'm only in it to challenge myself with writing a different way than i normally do...


    edit: also, fuck you...
     
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    sure

    and I only watch gay bondage pron for the articles
     
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    Agreed, but as John Lennon said "Ediots are the niggers of the world!"
     
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    I'd take you on, but I have no fucking idea how this is going to work so I want to watch a couple first.

    and also i know you'll kick my arse
     
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    Update: After round one in the tournament I'll change the voting to handwritten votes, i.e. people have to post to vote. This will cut down on shitvoting and help identify shitvotes.
     
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    Do YOU have what it takes to be KING faggot of the Battle Rap Arena?
    Then sign up now for the​
    KING FAGGOT TOURNAMENT
     
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    Is there going to be more warning for when this will happen this time?
     
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    Do it over mic so you can hear how cheesy and lame your rhymes are.
     
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    Of course.
     
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    Sure bro, and now I have an excuse to ask you to explain your sig. Where is that panel from?
     
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    Joy reactor. This battle should be titled "King Faggot: Tournament Edition."
     
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    fuck yeah this thread
     
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    this thread is deader than my grandma

    where are half of you faggots that spit shit in the callout thread? get in here, assholes
     
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    Deader than your grandma's vagina
    and white and wider than your's
    Got my helmet on, time to cave explore

    Minty won't do her homework,
    Rice got me on ignore,
    Meepsheep got faildox,
    and this place is once more a bore.

    *YAAAAAAAAAWN*

    I was hoping to be entertained for the summer,
    but Meep and Rice don't want no more,
    Can't stand being called faggot?
    GTFO! Go somewhere else to try and increase you post count score.
     
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    A bongo poetry slam thread might have slightly more success.
     
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    White people! WHY DO THEY TRY SO HARD TO BE BLACK! White people! WHY THE COUNTER CULTURE LASHBACK?
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    White people! YOU DO NOT BELONG TO A TRIBE! White people! ERR NO SPREKING JA JIVE!

    white people, yea
     
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    ever since then, no one have ever stepped up to rap like a faggot.

    what a shame
     
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    My Swedish accent is incompatible with the hip, swaggy rhymes of niggermusik.


    Skickat från min iPhone.
     
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    i cant rap for shit

    but i do enjoy reading the cunts that can
     
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    @madh8r YOU CUNT YOU NEVER MADE THE TOURNAMENT
     
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    @madh8r got killed by that nigger whose phone we DDOSed a year or two ago.
     
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    He's gone?
    Good time to join the fray.
     
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    I still think this should be done over mic.