Battle Rap Arena Round 3

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by madh8r, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. madh8r

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    @minty V.S. @Rape Train
    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - FEB 23 1:00 PM
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO Title Match
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).

    Voters must post in thread, a simple "v/whoever" is fine
     
  2. minty

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    check in
     
  3. Rape Train

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  6. minty

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    :popcorn:



    ...oh, wait
     
  7. Rape Train

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    When I'm done with minty, she'll need to change her linen. I'll split her open so fast, her head will go spinnin
    I rap without relentin', She has no chance at winnin', cause I rap like Chris Brown; all I do is beat women
    She can't take this heat she should run to the kitchen, I burn harder than her herpes itchin'
    Allow me to display my ire, Mints situations lookin' dire; if I say I'd fuck minty, then I'd be a liar.
    I admire any man with the required fortitude to even stick their dick near mintys mire;
    but I'd allow minty to blow me, only then I feel like she'd owe me, Minty's homely and doughy,
    so I know she'll die lonely. Her rhymes flow so slowly, this bitch is clearly below me.
    So we should agree this is my territory, and I rap barbarically, manically I gleefully stomp the mint
    that's under me, she receives her stipendiary from old men purchasing her sexually,
    that she is their depository, it stands to reason we should call her a reliquary.
    I'd say that I've secured my victory, no leeway is given, my rhyming is driven and my winning's a given
    So mint, just end it. Don't even post, spare yourself the embarrassment.
     
  8. minty

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    raepy deserves a sticker for his rap, it's so cute
    like a doodle from a downs kid who's deaf, blind, and mute
    careless flow's half-assed, just some jumbled words you've amassed
    and the lack of effort leaves me feelin' thoroughly un-harassed

    your words can't murder me, raepy, i'm not the black dahlia
    i'll fight back, pull out my pen, and verbally slay all o' ya
    my rhymes'll leave you dazed, they're jaw-droppin' n' shockin'
    leavin' your mouth wide open and primed to put cock in

    nobody can top me cuz i win just by loggin' in
    type my password, hit enter, confetti drops from my ceilin'
    big booty bitches cheerin' for me as i type this in
    sayin' 'FINISH HIM' as i rip your skull through your chin
     
  9. madh8r

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    Damn niggas that shit was titanic. Let's look at some highlights.


    Fuckun lol'd


    Woah, look at the big brain on rapey!



    Flow is beautiful, punches hit clean


    Again with the flow, and the clever wordplay

    Rape Train was more in your face, and his punches hit harder, and he called minty a slut.

    Minty had an amazing flow, spot on timing, and some very clever wordplay.

    V/minty
     
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    Fuck me. Toughest one to call yet.

    Rapey was more abusive, but my tl;dr filter kicked in and i had to fight to process the text wall. Points for vile sexual statements and relentless attacking. Some great references to minto's dirty bits and a displayed a masterful command of the English language.

    Minto was more subtle (yeah ikr, not often anyone gets to say that), laid the rap out in a nicely structured way that made for easy reading and flow (which I personally love and probably skewed my vote). Starting off with mockery, and building up to a fat-arse nigger bitch reference and a climax of brutal violence.

    If minto had written another verse or two, I'd say she'd be the clear winner.

    still gotta go v/minto
     
  11. uberfukken

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    v/mintjuice
     
  12. Spin

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    Minty was fresh.
     
  13. madh8r

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    4-0, props to our first champion.