Battle Rap Arena Round 2

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by madh8r, Dec 27, 2012.

  1. madh8r

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    @minty V.S. @1H43NUMB3R5
    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - JAN 4 1:00 PM GMT
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).

    Voters must post in thread, a simple "v/whoever" is fine
     
  2. madh8r

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    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - JAN 4 1:00 PM GMT
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).

    Voters must post in thread, a simple "v/whoever" is fine
     
  3. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    My name is Moscow, but I'm British not Russian, as a nation we've stomped on the french and the prussians
    and now it's my turn to step on a foe, pepare your anus, because here. we. go.
    I can write stories with relative ease, descriptive writing for me is a breeze,
    while the only thing you have achieved, is getting cheeto dust (the flavour? cheese)
    on your hands, in your beard, down your front, on your cock! while you sit there wanking to captain spock
    cos you're a sad little weirdo, a dirty neckbeard, the one of who the neighbourhood kids are a-feared.
    oh you went out side once, but everyone jeered, when they saw how you waddled, you stank and you leered
    so you turned in terror, and waddled off home, three hundred pounds of fat, flesh and bone
    you locked the door then rolled down the stairs, to the rank underground nest that awaited you there
    curled in the stench of that underground lair, you sobbed and you cried and you pulled out your hair!
    but there is a way you can stop the pain, cos you've nothing to lose and all to gain! put a point three eight slug into your brain!
    go on! take out you pistol, blow off your head, you just know that you'll love the taste of hot lead!

    there. possibly not adhering too closely to form but I like how it flows. I wish I had more lines to work with to be honest

    EDIT: oh, and PS, check in
     
  4. Rape Train

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    Rapetrain checking in

    I only have 12 lines to win this, so I'll get down to business
    With the forums as my witness you'll see that I writ this
    rap to crush witless kids while I'm listless

    Between you and me I see great disparity, if you wrote something clever, it'd be a rarity
    And I honestly find it embarrassing, comparing me to one who gets his dexterity
    from wanking and jacking, his rhyme scheme is lacking, so I'll tear him up with a rhyme scheme ternary

    I'll take a moment to disect a commie reject, I guarantee he'll get wrecked
    So he better eject, and I suspect he injects a select erect object
    up his tracts, cause he obviously has a homosexual defect.


    So all should stand in awe of my ascendency, because I flow with such divinity
    This battle causes no anxiety to me, cause Moscow could rap from here to infinity
    and I know I'd still win it see, the only thing Moscow's never lost is his virginity
     
  5. minty

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    i'm likin' raep train in this one...
     
  6. scumhook

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    going with Raep

    Mos's was more poetic (betraying his education and lack of being a nigger) and had shades of Dr Seuss. This would have made an excellent kid's story.
     
  7. madh8r

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    Everybody wins in a battle like this.

    V.S.

    Moscow came harder but Rape had style for days.

    My vote goes to Rape Train, and that's a KO.
     
  8. minty

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    1H4T3NUMB3R5 used to wonder what friendship could be
    til she discovered my little pony's faggotry
    now she spends all day lookin' at horses n' schlickin'
    clickin' on gifs of scootaloo doin' obscene shit to chickens

    welcome to reality where facts are facts
    hasbro don't care about you like dubya n blacks
    bronies are a freakish anomaly, their singin' at cons is a cacophony
    i wish lauren faust could kill you all usin' the elements of harmony

    numbers profile says she's from equestria
    so i googled and found her letter to celestia:
    "dear princess, what i learned today about friendship is
    how to work big mac's cock n caress his balls till he jizz"
     
  9. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Hello Minty, Sorry I'm Late
    First some faggot spells my name wrong then my life's filled to this date
    But don't worry, disqualified or not I'll answer your pleas
    give you one last chance to get back down on your knees
    I apologize in advanced if this rap be lackin
    you don't really do much worth my rappin
    I see you throwing smack talk at the new fags and socks
    but when scummy comes around its all cat faces and cute talks
    nothing special just another cunt of ed
    talking tough in hopes of giving one of these faggots head
    I little shy, ignoring your want for scummy cock would be a disservice
    come over, join h8r on the floor for some "practice"
     
  10. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    huh... if you put this threads URL in Gizoogle, it actually had the braincell killing effects of actual rap
    also may or may not look like a black guy wrote it
     
  11. Solution

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    @scumhook some one is talkn' about your didgeridoo
    ShBoomstick.
     
  12. scumhook

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    :D :D :D

    I fucking lol'd hard
     
  13. madh8r

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    Numbers had some punches and a good flow, but
    was the line of the battle.

    V/minty
     
  14. scumhook

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    Tight, but Minto FTW.
     
  15. Voodeuxfy

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    I don't want to make it a sweep, SO I'll throw to v/ 1H4T3NUMB3R5.
     
  16. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Yea V/minty

    Honestly I couldn't think up enough dirt on Minty :3

    And rushed it. But Oh well

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  17. Sugar Bombs

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    I took a massive shit earlier and it had more rhythmic timing than anything in this thread.
     
  18. scumhook

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    I bet that's the first time anyone's said that Minto wasn't dirty enough.
     
  19. Voodeuxfy

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    Nonsense, woman don't poop.
     
  20. madh8r

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    2-1 minty by my count
     
  21. madh8r

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    This is shitcocks this battle has been open a month. I'm closing it tommorrow if we can't scrounge any more votes
     
  22. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    just count my vote and call it a day
     
  23. madh8r

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    calling it