Battle Rap Arena Round 1

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by madh8r, Dec 12, 2012.

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Who won?

  1. MrGask

    33.3%
  2. Moscow

    66.7%
  1. madh8r

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    @MrGask V.S. @Moscow
    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - DEC 16th 1:00 PM
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    Feeding = Flipping a line from your opponents verse. Don't do it.
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).
     
  2. madh8r

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    @Rape Train V.S. @minty
    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - DEC 16th 1:00 PM
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).
     
  3. madh8r

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    @GSTalbert1 VS @Bottom Feeder
    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - DEC 16th 1:00 PM
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).
     
  4. madh8r

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    @madh8r VS @1H4T3NUMB3R5
    Rules
    Lines - 12
    Due - DEC 16th 1:00 PM
    Recycling = DQ
    Biting = DQ
    FEEDING = DQ
    (Mentioning anything from your opponents verse is not allowed in this battle)
    No using opponents picture without opponents permission.
    1st to 4 votes wins
    3-0 = KO
    Both opponents must check in before the battle is due. No editing after opponents has dropped (if you are the first on to drop), or after first vote has been cast (if you are second).
     
  5. Bottom Feeder

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    I believe I'm black enough to win this.
     
  6. madh8r

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    Challenge others, open yourself to challengers. These are non-tournament battles, but will still count against your battle record.
     
  7. GSTalbert1

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    tis is totally bullshit my friend. Too much emotion tied up round here for fair herrings!

    fuck it lets go!
     
  8. madh8r

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    Sure. Ideally the subject matter would be derisive towards me while painting yourself in a favorable light. But who knows what will get votes. This counts as our check ins
     
  9. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    ok, so 12 lines in 4 days, should be fun
     
  10. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    aww shit nigger, I forgot all about this! any other guidelines to follow? or do I just do my level best to make gask feel like his penis is smaller than mine?
    also: checkin in. lets do this
     
  11. madh8r

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    This H4T3R be H4T1N the H8R? he made a date with a straight razor
    I got my gators aimed for your equator like a laser
    I bomb like claymores, spray more and slay more niggas than a race war
    Should I say more? Or displace your face to the floor with an A-4?
    You don't got the balls to h8, but you're so jelly you're blubber
    You couldn't get pissed off if you were R Kelly's rubber
    You say "MLP is sick! We just ignore the fruity parts!"
    Translation: U 5UCK P0NY D1CK 4 QT M4RK5
    Fuck this ugly-ass, asspie-fag, pillow-fucking weaboo
    When my niggas be comin seekin you, NUMB3R5 is playin peakaboo
    You better fuck off Gayku, you know the way to your waifu
    Or I'll pay two gay dudes to break into your play room and r4pe you
     
  12. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Yo MadH8r whats up? whats the issue?
    You seem upset, why you mad bro, do you need a tissue?
    Because its Me, EdF's Brony of choice
    Here to please, as always, with the presence of my voice
    I'll deal with you the brony way, Love and Tolerance!
    Cuz in this battle, I'm Germany, and your about to be France
    My very post, in a thread, brings all the ragers in
    You haven't posted something good here since when?
    Face it, your a washed up, old news buddy
    The only friends you have left are named "lefty" and "righty"
    Now I suggest you get on your knees, and surrender, like a french prick
    You can tell Celestia what you learned, while your sucking on my horse dick
     
  13. minty

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    the name's minty and i aint here to cut raepy no slack
    ima derail this nigga til his train goes off the track
    his engineer's fappin' over videos of gay porn
    train so faggot there's a lisp when you toot the horn

    my train's comin' swift n steady down the line
    mint green f40ph sneakin' up on your behind
    my engineer's the proper supervision for this railin' mission
    when i tap dat cab it's gonna be like nuclear fission

    then i can sit back and relish the look in your eyes
    when i tell you it wasn't really raep cuz i yelled 'surprise!'
    you should call a crisis center and tell 'em your anus is loose
    cuz the only thing that just got raepd here was your caboose
     
  14. Porn

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    Minty's got my vote, can't beat the f40ph.
     
  15. GSTalbert1

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    This chick calls herself the @madh8r, coincidence?​
     
  16. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Does this mean I win?
     
  17. madh8r

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    Yes, congradulations.
     
  18. Rape Train

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    I'd apologize for being late
    but ladies love when I come delayed,
    and I know how to treat a lay
    This mints a bit dry but I'll grind it all day
    And maybe mint could spit if its legs weren't split
    Cause it's moans interfere with its limerick

    I rap a literary composition that's comprised of condescension
    I pop my poppy pills and power through with such derision
    Cause I conduct my train while nodding off on a collision
    course, of course When my rhymes hit you you'll be cut to ribbons
    Because Madh8r set you up, pushed you on to the tracks for me
    Everyone's gonna stand around and practice photography
    And that headlight coming down will be the last thing you see
    So after this we might as well call you Amassi

    *AND THEN RAPE TRAIN DROPS THE MIC*
     
  19. scumhook

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    Good job Rape.

    But I still vote for minto.

    :D
     
  20. Weezus Christ

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    ill kick everyone's ass at this shit.
     
  21. HeliosOne

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    @Weezus Christ you're delirious
    your rap's so pussy that catch periods
    im serious
    my life is like a drug experience
    a porno movie with no plot
    and im the only guy in it
     
  22. Weezus Christ

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    of course im dilirious i piss 90 proof whiskey while i simultaneously chug beers, yo
    snorted so much meth im vibratin like your granny's dildo
    so when im up on that ass you better bite a pillow
    dont care what your gender when im on this kind of a drug bender
    and after i use that ass up im gonna call your pimp and tell him im switchin vendors.
     
  23. HeliosOne

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    nigga its me knocking at your door
    dont be a pussy with your eyes on the floor
    stop smoking your meth better play with mattel
    and keep making rhymes
    you wasting your skills
    nigga you suck so much cock
    that you give me the chills

    word!
     
  24. Rape Train

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  25. Weezus Christ

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    im not looking at the floor im hypnotized by your blubber
    it drags on the floor like the tits of your mother
    i dont play with mattel i play with fruit of the loom
    and thats why ive got your ass impaled on this broom
    i dont suck cock except when im in prison
    you suck cock everyday just to earn a living
     
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  27. HeliosOne

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    you whimpy white guy
    stop wasting my time
    go rap at 9gag
    be the king of the fags

    n let the door get you git
    watch your pussy gets split
    im the one with the dick
    youre the one with the rhymes
    that are weak as your shit

    my mad skills send you home
    with the whore you call mom
    pussy nigga better play at your room
    let you play with my FIFA
    then youll know Helios One
    is the one who la rifa

    YO! representing Helios One South Cali Hillside 13 homes
     
  28. OMGCoolUsernameBro

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    Both of you are faggots.

    /contest
    i win
     
  29. HeliosOne

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    Yo faggy name dont be playin with me
    Little bitch need to watch what youre sayin to me
    :gaben:
     
  30. Weezus Christ

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    are you calling my shit week?
    i ate nothing but a box of saltine crackers all week.
    chain smoking snipes , breath is stronger than my shit stinks.
    i use a dirty needle to extract my blood and use it to unclog the sink.

    you cant get your foot in the door because its stuck in your mouth
    so go ahead and talk some more shit and pout
    Helios One is from the gutters of san francisco
    i caught him running down the train tracks butt naked with a can of crisco

    youre right ive got a pussy.... or two or three
    im drowning in sarah palin's pussy juice motherfucker
    what have you got?a mexican's greazy little penis for free?

    all my ryhmes are on point and factual
    ive been slamming hoes on the internet since windows 95
    and done three albums codenamed weezus christ and the sinning spectacular

    but enough about me lets talk about you bro
    and how helios is the italian word for homo
    is it for real? well that i dont know.
    but it should be because your rhetoric is on par with fumo