Batman vs Superman

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by Milwin, Apr 10, 2013.

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Who will win?

  1. Batman

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  2. Superman

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  3. None because they both fucking suck

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  4. I'm not gonna enter this retarded debate

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  1. Milwin

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    Batman:

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    vs.


    Superman:

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    flash wins
     
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    not in the fight.
     
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    he wins

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    Buttfucker will coat his dick with kryptonite and rape Superfag, thus winning the match for Deadpool.
     
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    weird I thought it came from his anus.
     
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    Win at what? You can do alot of sick shit in an alley.
     
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    No, we really don't. Who wins in a fight between two manchildren? Apart from the uninvolved spectators, I mean.
     
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    No.. I'm not autistic, so I know fuck all about superheroes or comics.
     
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    alright assholes here are the battle statistics:

    Superman
    Name: Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman
    Origin: DCAU
    Gender: Male
    Classification: Alien (Kryptonian)
    Age: 30 - 40 years
    Powers and Abilities: Super strength, super speed, flight, heat vision, ice breath, X-ray vision, voice mimicry, resistance to many different types of attacks, skilled with alien technology, regeneration (low), has notable HtH and superhuman combat skill, and several others
    Weaknesses: Kryptonite, red sunlight, and some level of magic. Occasionally shown to be weak to electric attacks. Normally holds back during a fight.
    Destructive Capacity: Varies depending on which ability used. Maximum at around Multi-city block.
    Range: Several hundred meters
    Speed: Massively hypersonic+
    Durability: City block, perhaps Mountain level going by a high-end feat
    Strength: 100 tons+
    Stamina: Incredibly high, only tires when fighting powerful opponents
    Standard Equipment: Nothing notable
    Intelligence: Capable of processing information extremely quickly and storing a lot, can speak all earth languages and most alien ones, good deductive and leadership skills, massive battle experience with all kinds of powerful beings
    Notable Attacks/Techniques:

    - Ice Breath: Capable of freezing his opponents with his breath

    - Heat Vision: Can accurately target things smaller than human beings, narrow or wide-beam, heat intensity is enough to easily melt steel, at its full power it can wipe out half of a city (Was used to killed a whole army of parademons).

    - Cut Loose: Normally Superman holds back in his fights, but he can "cut loose" with a punch that can send and enemy flying across a city and smashing through skyscrapers, topped off with punching the enemy back down to the ground.

    - Orbital Piledriver: Superman grabs onto his enemy and flies with him into space, then brings the enemy crashing back down to Earth. Causes considerable harm to Superman as well as his opponent.


    Batman
    Name: Bruce Wayne, Batman
    Origin: DC Comics
    Gender: Male
    Classification: Human Martial Artist/Detective/Weapons expert
    Age: 30-40 years
    Powers and Abilities: Peak human physical stats, practically superhuman intelligence, various high - tech weapons and devices, years of experience fighting all kinds of enemies.
    Weaknesses: Human and mortal, refuses to kill
    Destructive Capacity: Unarmed, peak human level. With standard equipment, small building level
    Range: Standard human melee range, higher with his various devices
    Speed: Peak human level, significantly above peak human level in many instances (but still below sound speed)
    Durability: Peak human level, significantly higher in many showings
    Strength: 1000+ pounds
    Stamina: Peak human
    Standard Equipment: Body armor, batarangs, smoke bombs, flashbangs, gas bombs, radio uplink, batmobile (often armed with missiles and such, sometimes lasers), grappling hook gun, radio trackers, utility belt which contains various gadgets, weapons, devices, and materials
    Intelligence: World's greatest detective, routinely outsmarts Ra's al Ghul, an immortal criminal tyrant who is hundreds of years old. Polymath and scientific genius who created highly advanced technology such as Brother Eye, a sentient satellite that nearly took over the world, knows at least 127 forms of martial arts, experienced with all kinds of weapons and even magic and cosmic powers like GL rings, devised plans to take down all the members of the JLA in case they went rogue, many other things that are too numerous to list, considered to be among the highest intellects routinely used in the OBD.
    Notable Attacks/Techniques:

    - Batkick: A term for a flying kick which has achieved meme status (akin to the Falcon Punch) for its ability to hurt people it really should not be able to.

    - Batarangs: Boomerangs shaped like his symbol, he can use these to knock guns out of enemies' hands and KO them. There are also varieties, such as exploding batarangs, tracking batarangs, electrocuting batarangs, freezing batarangs, etc.

    - Stealth: He has the skill that lets him seem to simply disappear if someone looks away from him for just a split second. It even impresses Superman. Good for sneaking up on people, too.
     
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    Something a comic book fan will understand immediately .
     
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    I will go for Batman, just because.
     
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    Yeah batman totally got this.

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    Seems like another fantastic battle.

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    But what if they both fused?

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    This thread is dildos.
     
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    Also: Red hair, blue eyes, baby face, goofy attitude... there's something about Carrie Kelley. Almost like I met her IRL, you know?
     
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    Alita wins!

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    apollo and midnighter would win


    they aren't too pussy to kill their fucking enemies like these two boyscout fucks either

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    they're better suited for hard gay anyway
     
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    The wrecking crew wins, they have a fucking crowbar
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    i couldn't hear you over the sound of midnighter kicking everybody's ass
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    he has a nailbat, and scissors... fuck you
     
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