Bath salts in the shoutbox

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    1. 5:17 AM - [​IMG] scumhook:
      DIAF would have you wrapped around her finger and lick her arse in about 10 secs maggo
    2. 5:17 AM - [​IMG] scumhook:
      *licking
    3. 5:18 AM - [​IMG] scumhook:
      perpo!!!
    4. 5:18 AM - [​IMG] scumhook:
      cooooking up a storm
    5. 5:20 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      She would love to have several pounds of broccoli rapeforced down her throat with a ramrod. Or I could do that with diamonds instead, cut off her head and send it to Mariana, and find out that "she" is a ladyboy in the process, just like Dirk Pitt did with Boudicca Dorset in Clive Cussler's "Shock Wave"
    6. 5:22 AM - [​IMG] scumhook:
      rofl. fuck me you're fucked in the head
    7. 5:23 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      I could put DIAF's head in a Build-A-Bear box, and when Mariana opens it, she would find a greasy, bloodied, bruised negro pre-op tranny head and tard rage.
    8. 5:23 AM - [​IMG] scumhook:
      that'd be a waste of DIAF's head, but I see your point
    9. 5:24 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      And a mandatory Arizona death sentence, along with charges in New Zealand related to mailing medical waste/human body parts.
    10. 5:24 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      lets strangle stormtrooper to death
    11. 5:26 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      there's nothing quite like strangling a woman
    12. 5:26 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      It would also be a waste of diamonds.
    13. 5:29 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      Strangle PerpA to death with a sharp piece of wire, cut his penis off, shove it up his ass, cut his balls off and shove them down his throat, drag him to the desert, douse him with gasoline, and set him on fire.
    14. 5:30 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      wow, did a 10 year old think that up?
    15. 5:31 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      How about kicking and stomping Zaiger to death, then using him as lobster bait off of Nantucket Island?
    16. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      lobsters don't like things that taste as gay as zaiger
    17. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      he'd be no fun to beat to death, he's way too tired and scared as it is
    18. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      old too
    19. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      id love to see stormtroopers eyes bulge as I choked her though
    20. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      Maybe running @oddguy @oddguy @oddguy through a woodchipper and feeding his remains to pigs.
    21. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      fucking bang her head against a granite countertype
    22. 5:33 AM - [​IMG] PerpetuallyAroused:
      over and over and voer
    23. 5:37 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      Pouring liquid nitrogen down EmilyPlays' throat and up his ass, dousing him with it, then smashing him to microscopic pieces
    24. 5:40 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      Lock Chris-chan and Snorlax into their house after saturating everything with gasoline, put numerous tanks of propane, hydrogen and acetylene with open valves in every room, light a match and have them vaporized.
    25. 5:44 AM - [​IMG] Magnum:
      Do all of the above to Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Donald Trump and Rick Santorum
     
  2. Andria Kilgore

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    Epic. I knew this was a conversation to be immortalized forever. :lulzsec:
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I am glad i don't touch the shit.
    kill Stormtrooper?
    why kill someone who would be so good in bed....

    If i ever got the chance, i would make love to her in a way that feels masculine, but yet has much touch and foreplay and makes her feel special, putting her first in line for orgasm after orgasm, with tender kisses and neck rubs and, I'm going to stop here because this is off track.
     
  4. Andria Kilgore

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    Kill yourself.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    not much to do with Khanzer you'd have to be a real fucked up loser to fuck that fucked up loser, i mean what can you do with her? plop her on your crotch, let her slide around with her suction cups and her slime? give you a beak blowjob?
    then what?

    Fuck her in her water jet valve things?

    Octupi are not that fun in bed, Hentai is a fucking liar.

    WHOAH WHOAH @endsenten is a girl? maybe i should see if she is a good flirt could do with one for shits and giggles.
     
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  9. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I don't know what that is.

    But no i don't have it.
     
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    google it
    also
    :picard:
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I google everything.
    But i stand by my post.
     
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    Y'all better stop bathsalting around.
     
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  14. Andria Kilgore

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    Khana is not an octopus IRL. :picard:

    She is an asspie.
     
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    I have no idea what the fuck is going on. But Magnums Face is looking pretty fucking Tasty right now.
     
  16. Andria Kilgore

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    Either you're on bath salts or you're looking at the Toll House cookie held before my face in my avatar. I think it's both.
     
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    In fact all your faces look delicious. Please send me your addresses and assume the laying down position.
     
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    @explosivediareah u there?


    Shit, why sometimes the tags don't work?
     
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    Says the necro-loser.
     
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  23. Andria Kilgore

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    Octopi can't use the internet, and neither should kikes.
     
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