Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear

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    So I was playing Baldur's Gate II EE and just realized steam was downloading a 657MB updating for a game that is 16 years old, then I googled why and found this, holy shit. @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 @TheBrickBalls



    Oh god they updated the graphics and the intro looks like generic indie rpg game from kickstarter​
     
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    Looks pretty neat! I used to sneak down at night and play Baldur's Gate when I was 6. I've been meaning to play it for real for a while now. I've heard the games are excellent.
     
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    I thought Throne of Bhaal concluded the game. Is this a full expansion?
     
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    OMG, you're such a gamer gurl.

    This is for Baldur's Gate 1.
     
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    It is developed by the same stupid bunch of cunts who made the "enhanced editions"... the only good thing about bg1ee was the implementation of combat features from bg2, which was already done by some modder before.. i don't know what you guys thought about the "new content".. it basically revolved around the 4 new npcs.. the evil orc was more or less ok, the monk was quite idiotic, but at least there were some new locations tied to him, then there was some rogue/wizard person i haven't even met, and finaly there was the wild mage girl who was perhaps the most annoying character in entire BG series, and the quests tied with her.. oh god, WHY???!?!!!???? The original game has amazing story and the script is just perfect.. for example, you usually only have like 3 dialogue options, but they are fine for nearly any alignment, and any situation, and you usually had no problem picking the right answer, sometimes the dialogues were even funny.. but in the so called enhanced edition, with the new npcs, the dialogues are cringeworthy at best.. it seems like the shitdog writers are pushing it hard, and to me, it just doesn't fit at all.. I'm pretty sure you'll meet the 4 retards in the Siege of Dragonspear, too. :D The Icewind Dale edition, however, was even more horrific experience, as they've really fucked the game up.. some mechanisms were completely ruined and some of the best spells were useless.. for example, Static Charge only hit its own caster, Fireball and other area spells were never able hit a moving target, or any target that wasn't in line of sight.. unbelievable shit, really. I don't believe these fuckers are capable of doing anything good anymore, and rather than that, i'm looking forward to this: https://torment.inxile-entertainment.com/
    tl;dr: fuck these stupid, lazy turd burglars, don't let em ruin your last good gaming experience
     
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    dont listen ro retardo 4900 this happens between 1 and 2
     
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    Actually, no. This happens before you face Sarevok because the canon is that you get captured by Irenicus immediately after you leave Baldur's Gate. Tales of the Sword Coast worked on the same principle.

    I'm a lot smarter than you, Helios. A lot smarter. You remember that next time.
     
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    Beamdog probably used to make mobile games, before they laid their hands on Infinity Engine games.

    I read somewhere that Minsc has a line added referring to GamerGate and there's some character
    who makes it very clear he/she is a homo.

    New companions in BG2 EE are a mixed bag. Haven't tried them and don't know how well they're written.
    But I can tell Neera is an insufferable spawn of KYM and that scroll of disintegrate was put to good use.

    My least favourite aspect of Enhanced Editions is the restriction on the number of summons and cutting down the classic cheese like double Ring of Gaxx. While they introduced some new bugs into the games. Remember to set difficulty for at least "core rules", because the normal in no way represents the original.
     
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    @HeliosOne Oof. Past The Member Formerly Known As Baya was savage AF.
     
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    I didnt know the game was shit, but see how I dont bitch like you with shit like "why you guys bully me :("
     
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    Helios, stop. Your bantz are weak. Just accept it and move on.
     
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    3. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3.
     
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    Where's the lie?
     
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    Go home, The Member Formerly Known As Baya. You are drunk.
     
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    whats your new account?
     
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    >see a Baldrus Gate thread
    >open it
    Its you two faggots shitposting. Fuck you both.
     
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    balders gate is for bald people that like gamer gate
     
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    I can actually confirm this.
     
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    lol, it's 20 years old game, so the baldness remark might not be entirely inaccurate, but in my experience, most people who liked it don't give a shit about any games anymore
     
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    You would make a great politician
     
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    that's just plain rude! :qq:
     
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    I never played this game. Does it have anime waifus?
     
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    No, but it does have tits... sorta; and dragons.
     
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