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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Weezus Christ, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. Weezus Christ

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    ive always wanted to stick a baby doll up a bald girls ass and mouth fuck her while i
    sing amazing grace while gargling her piss. then pull out of her mouth and cum on her
    head and spit her piss out on her head so it all runs in her mouth and eyes. maybe a little up her nose
    which she will cough out while blinded. all the coughing will trigger her sphincter to push the
    baby doll out of her ass hole and while this is happening i will beat her with a pro-life protest
    sign while calling her a godless whore.

    and dont get me wrong. ive had alot of offers but im saving myself for marriage.

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    not quite sure. What's going on
     
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    Random placement. Of punctuation. In sentences. Probably meant. To be dramatic. But only annoying. Somewhat Rorschach-esque.
     
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    youre missing the point. those periods are symbolic. theyre the missed periods of the anal abortion.

    THIS IS ART
     
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    You have a gift, Weez.

    You should be writing children's stories.
     
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    this is a children's story.
     
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    You have my vote for Child Care Provider of the Year.
     
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    ill put that plaque next to my completion of alcohol awareness classes.

    im on my way to the top
     
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    cool... me and you have the same body hair.
     
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    WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?!
     
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  13. Weezus Christ

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  14. Weezus Christ

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    thats not a picture of me, though. this is definitely not me.

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    The picture in OP looks like somebody who belongs in the Old West.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Oh, hey Al Swearengen.
    How goes the whores?
     
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    Wow, whoever is in that picture is one ugly fucker.

     
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    its a guy i considered family who is autistic so ive always forgave and forgot all the stupid bullshit hes done.
    a few months ago he posted on his facebook that i was a rapist and sent messages to a girl im interested in's mom that "i talk to little girls online all the time" (done out of jealousy)
    which i then caught a small amount of shit for before pointing out that everything on his facebook is completely insane and you can tell just by looking
    at him that he is mentally incompetent.

    after being briefly angry i said fuck it, hes autistic and nobody will take him seriously. regardless of that i stopped talking to him for a few months
    until i was told he was flooding his facebook wall with really dramatic shit. i tried calling and he didnt pick up so i sent a text asking if he was alright
    and he sent me this huge rant about how he hates my guts because im not enemies with his girlfriend's exes and have them on ... my facebook.

    so anyway hes been stalking his ex girlfriend for about a full year now since their break up and posts things about how they are a happy couple
    despite my knowledge of this to be false. normally i would let it go but this guy has been making false rape accusations and then hiding behind
    the police when people get angry and want to kick his ass over it.

    his facebook is FUCKING HILARIOUS. if you have any interest in chris-chan you should check this guy out.

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001743997408



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    I would appreciate you not to make a fake female profile and come on to him with it.
    hes had it done to him more times than i can count and he obsesses over it.

    its funny as hell but seriously dont do it. hes still like family to me despite being a gullible tard.
     
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    heres a snippet of something he wrote. he writes this long winded psycho shit CONSTANTLY.

    you really should take a look. its like peering in the cage of a freak show.

    he also doesnt have a computer. this all comes from his phone.

    somehow that makes it funnier

    its a treasure trove


    i actually like him but hes a major delusional douchebag. i want to make that clear.

    hes like some kind of wonderful science project.
     
  20. Weezus Christ

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    anyway i derailed my own thread. thanks caffeine.

    so feel free to discuss and post pictures of hot bald girls as weezus intended
     
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    oh my god
     
  22. Weezus Christ

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    haha i toss everyone Chris-Chans even faggotier brother and it goes largely unrecognized.

    glad you noticed.
     
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    it's like i died and went to heaven
     
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    he obsesses over girls that pay attention to him on the internet. its so fucking creepy.

    i used to bring girls to his house just because he would obliviously be trying to hit on them and they would be wanting to chew their fucking leg off to get away.

    it was so great. he would obsess over them for months afterward and try calling them confused why they wouldnt ever go back unless i was there. haha

    hes completely in denial about to what extremely astronomical extent that he sucks and thinks hes great and popular while everyone is just fucking with him because they think its funny.

    and it IS funny.
     
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    We need some evidence, mister!
     
  26. Weezus Christ

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    haha i have a video of him ignoring his dog while it humps his leg.

    is that empirical enough?
     
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    Care to share with the class? :>
     
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    id have to upload it gimmie a second [few hours]
     
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    It's okay I'll just touch myself until then
     
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    Excellent idea.

    May I suggest you involve some of your nubile friends, and "accidentally" press record on your phone...

    If the video happened to be uploaded, I don't think anyone here would complain.

    You know I have your best interests at heart.