Baggy Pants: Prison Code for Buttsex

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Dr. Rice, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. Dr. Rice

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    Did you know that the popular trend prevalent within the youth today is the baggy pants? Well I am sure that many of you don't given you dwell in your parents' basement, but if you did go outside more, you would notice this. Well the baggy pants first appeared in prisons as code to other prisoners to say they are down with the buttsex. Now since you know, anytime you see someone with baggy pants, they are telling, perhaps unknowingly, the world they like it in their pooper.
     
  2. Kamixox

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    you mean i don't even need a navy blue hanky to show i want it in the butt?

    also does it matter the color of the pants?
     
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    Yeah, sprayed red means u'r tight, but don't expect it to happen more than a couple of times
     
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    It depends where you are honestly. Baggy pants were much more popular a decade ago. Then the whole scene asshats came out in their little sisters' pants and everyone started wearing skintight denim jeans. I don't know, but the last time I was at the mall(last month), I still saw a bunch of kids walking around in said skintight jeans.

    I prefer to wear sort of tight jeans from Anchor Blue(out of business now sadly) or Pac Sun with a brown leather belt, a black tight Hanes shirt, brown leather shoes(merril usually) and a black leather jacket. They surprisingly don't look bad on me.
     
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    So, all niggers.
     
  6. Obsequious

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    This is an urban legend that has been debunked. Check Snopes.com for confirmation of this.
     
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    Lots of fucking Elfen Lied in this fucker.
     
  8. Dr. Rice

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    Facts are for fags. Also this is a good myth to perpetuate since belts are in.
     
  9. CurryBrace

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    This is why I where my pants low. I can get free buttsex all the time.
     
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    From the most qualified person to speak on this ever
     
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