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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Emily, Sep 14, 2011.
I fought with a teacher a while back, and I didn't even get punished
Lying to the Po-Po.
i stole my cousin's tuesday taylor doll.....
i though she was the most beautiful doll.
i confessed this to her when i reconnected with her recently...
she said she didn't even notice.
You'll never be as rebellious and daring as me!
most likely no.
This thread could have been half decent if it hadn't started with this. I bet you were 'fighting' with your teacher about them not calling you by a girl's name or some bullshit like that.
He thought I was gonna break someones skull with a stone.
Which wasn't my intention at all, but he attacked me anyway, and I tried to defend myself.
Uh, are you sure you live in Belgium and not some ghetto school in Somalia?
I went to the worst school you can find in Belgium.
The school was famous in our area, because one of our students slit another ones throat and he had to walk home bleeding like a pig.
You must live in the Francophone area of Belgium *slapped*
I had a fight with a couple of people in this video.
I never knew Belgium had negroes.
I has a lot of non-whites, way to many imo
Wow, there's some really intimidating looking women and children in this video. You know those arts and crafts bitches love a bit of cage-fighting in their spare time.
I'm sure. And while he was on his way home he bought some plasters, slapped a few on, went home and got an early night and was right as rain in the morning.
I suppose it's Leopold II's fault for providing Congofags with Belgium passports or whatever.
I slapped a ticket book out of a japanese policeman's hands to avoid a ticket and ran.
Never got caught.
I took a shit in a public restroom and forgot to flush. Luckily they never found me.
one time my friend and i went into a taco bell bathroom, and they only had one toilet, so i pissed in the sink.
So I was leaving this party, pretty fucked up driving home after I just picked up a gram. So I started rolling while I was driving, got pulled over.
Had 3 cops trying to find weed, never thought it would be inside my jacketsleeve. I pass the sober test of walking in a straightline and backwards alphabet, I get allowed to leave.
I then smoke weed and sleep.
Why did you go into the bathroom together?
I flew a plane into the World Trade Center.
faked an australian accent for an entire night to get laid
her last words before the naughty, after which I escaped out of a window into the crisp night air: "This isn't going to just be a one night stand"
One time I robbed a bubblegum, feel bad bro.
HOLY FUCK A WHOLE BUBBLEGUM?
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
Are you working with CW94?
I saw a plate on a table and picked it up.
So I have a friend who is a trainee at a fairly big shipping company, big enough to have a real fancy conference room on the top floor of their local office. The cool thing about this is, there's usually no one there at night, the security guard checks only twice during the night, at midnight and like 5am. And - best of all - there's a big-ass fridge full of booze and snacks in that room, that's apparently refilled with no questions asked, for those more unofficial business meeting, I suppose.
In theory, you can't get in there as a regular employee, but my friend made a copy of the key to the top floor (he's a sneaky mofo). We regularly go to the company offices after the security guy is through to predrink in a more luxurious environment than our humble abodes can provide.
One night though, we decided to go out on the street to smoke some weed, because for all its features, the room had no balcony and we did not want to risk discovery by stinking the place up. As we're going out, just as the door slammed shut, my friend realises he's left the key inside the room (the door had no handle on the outside). That was pretty fucked up, because not only was the room a mess, we had left lots of personal stuff in there as well as some drugs. I had even taken my wallet out of my pocket and left it in there, with ID and everything.
After some time spent shitting our pants, my friend remebered that the guy who had let him copy the key in the first place (some higher-up trainee who really wanted to be popular) would probably let him have it again, and luckily he was home that night.
So while it was not only me who would have gotten in trouble, that remains to this day the worst thing that could have possibly come my way that I ditched.
me and my brother used to put boards with nails in em in the middle of the road and watch people get flat tires. never got caught.
Motorists are easily pranked, I used to do a smimilar thing with friends when I was around 10 or so, we'd buy plenty of cheap lighters and douse the fluid all over the road, then light in front of oncoming cars.
Some people actually swerved, what a RUSH!
didn't you hear, man - they miraculously found all the hijackers passports in the rubble.