Bad Fan Fiction Thread

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Meepsheep, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    I feel your pain.

    Really, I do.
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    This author must be writting these on their breaks at Dell Customer Support HQ.
     
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    Nice of him to remind the viewer in the middle of the sex scene that birds do indeed, have long talons.
     
  9. Meepsheep

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    Need I say anything?
     
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    This could all just be a thinly-veiled joke just to insert a decades old YTMND meme in.

    but yeah

    Jolly good show.
     
  11. Meepsheep

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    Wait... No pr0nz?
     
  12. Ror

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    Nope, not even a little.

    also
    Did Hard Gay just appear in this fanfic or something now? Christ.
     
  13. Meepsheep

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    Quite possibly
     
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    I actually have an account for this purpose in Fanfiction.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/~badfanfictioncollection, I love when I get mails from people concerned about being faved, ha.

    Here is fucking gold: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7028299/1/The_love_of_Ash_and_Pikachu_Pikashipping_story

    Chapter 4:

     
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    Does ff.net have some sort of wordfilter that changes penis to "member"?
     
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    No idea... Probably but then again, people writes "cock" and similars.
     
  17. Meepsheep

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    Well "cock" always has an alternative meaning. But I have seen the word. "member" used quite a bit.
     
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    I have never seen fanfiction that was even worth laughing at
    It's all just terrible
     
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    It's like Britfag humor. Some people find it funny, but have no reason why.
     
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    Good :3
     
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    This has to be some sort of clever troll.
     
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    Best lines:

    "Gerard was a work of art and Frank felt a swelling of pride in his own heart knowing that Gerard belonged to him. For just a moment he contemplated waking Gerard with his mouth wrapped around his cock, but decided it was too early. Gerard wouldn't sleep much longer but Frank should let him rest while he could."

    "He ducked back down to take Frank's dick in his mouth and sucked him; long, slow, sensuous sucks, hollowing his cheeks and cupping Frank's balls, squeezing slightly."

    Oh the humanity...
     
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    I lol'd. I lol'd long, and hard.
     
  28. SpyroForLife

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    I actually really love that one. Cupidty11 is one of my favorite ZaDR authors and her work really inspires me.
    The rest of the stuff on here, though, is laughable. XD
     
  29. Meepsheep

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    Nigga, you really best be trolling.
     
  30. SpyroForLife

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    No, really. If you're actually an Invader Zim fan and you support ZaDR (like me) then you'll find her work is very in character and well written. She has more than M-preg; for her first try, I think it's believable. But she also finished one called Dib's: Keep Out recently and it was amazing. I could picture it happening and commented on every chapter offering support and praise.
    But whatever. Each to their own opinion, I suppose.