Baby in Carry-On Luggage Goes Through X-Ray

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  1. tokumei

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    Whats the chance this baby has cancer now?
     
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    Very easily, I'd imagine.
     
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    Are they insane? The baby was unharmed by the radiation? That's an absurd statement. I am a board certified Radiation Oncologist and Radiation Safety Officer for several hospitals and I ASSURE you that that baby is now at higher risk for cancer. Scanning an infant with ionizing radiation is avoided unless absolutely necessary, and that is on scanners designed and calibrated to limit exposure. But airport X-ray equipment is neither designed nor calibrated to minimize dose because they couldn't anticipate that someone would be so stupid as to put a human being into a luggage scanner.

    Very high it seems.
     
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    It's okay now he has superpowers powered by leukemia.
     
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    Still better than taking the kid through those new 3D scanners and providing the security guys with CP.
     
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    They should of tossed babby in the contraband pile, where all the "sharp" things are.
     
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    Fuck, a baby-bomb?

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    INB4 BABIE MADE A BOOM BOOM!!
     
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    Maybe they were smuggling drugs in the baby?
     
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    Stay tuned for the sequel folks,
    Baby arrested trying to light his diaper bomb on fire.
     
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    Maybe they couldn't afford an extra ticket, and the airline didn't offer "infant-in-arms"...
     
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    i see nothing wrong with this.
     
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    Uhh, guy who does DNA repair research hear saying you're wrong. He's not at higher risk. Its not good for him, but all things considered, unless he has a family history, given his age, he is not more likely to develop cancer. I mean yeah, there were probably a few Double-strand breaks that he might have had to repair via non-homologous end joining, but that happens anyway for people naturally, he probably doesn't have many of those already, so for the concievable future he should be ok.
     
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    You just smashed my dreams of having another retard around to laugh at.
     
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    I have a flight in 2 weeks, fuck everything that I own, putting my child in my bag.
    Would carry-on's work for this or no?
     
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    who is also a Navy officer?
     
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    K, very low it seems.

    Was it not obvious by the font change that I copied and pasted a comment? It's from the article.

    Someone asked "What are the chances" so I tried to help out. My only input was "very high it seems."
     
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    How is babby fromed goes through X-Ray in carry-on?
     
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    How is babby fromed goes through X-Ray in carry-on?
     
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    They still have to scan your carry-on, along with any electronics, despite it not going into the belly of the plane.
    Also lolwut spelling is great.
     
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    You know, Egypt...because that baby's going to be the next Moses and overthrow the current Pharaoh. He needs to be safely taken out of Egypt.

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    ............you need to work on your delivery