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Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by faggotmaximum, Jul 30, 2012.
am writing article in userspace
Get in truck.
Find people who care.
Needs more finesse.
Ladies and Gentleman meet Golfino an animatorof the visual arts who makes his nest in the rectal catacombs of Newgrounds. Since Newgrounds needs no introduction for it's renowned reputation for high quality, it can only be assumed that Golfinho is insane or has ulterior motives in his being there. While most flash 'animators' on Newgrounds are really completely talentless unfunny and vapid targeting mainly to a thirteen-year old fanbase (For more see article Newgrounds), Golfinho is a special and unique snowflake who artfully forges beautiful artistic(Autistic) masterpieces.
Like a fly to a bottle of coca cola filled with piss, Golfinho lures his victims into viewing his flash submissions by employing misleading names such as 'super mario hentai porn' The content of these works will be described in this article.
Unsuspecting Newgrounders see these titles and click to view, waiting frantically for the loading screen to complete, The flash finally loads and the betrayed viewer is treated to an exquisitely animated vision of mario shitting into yoshi's mouth while furiously masturbating. Or sonic recreating 1guy1jar.
As awesome as this sounds, and how much you might think this is a great troll who has found ways to improve using misleading flash cartoons filled with horrible pornography to make 13 year olds cry, please read on.
You are sadly mistaken.
Golfinho will often make what sounds like a harmless flash, only for it to be filled with scat, gay sex, pedophilia and all the other common furry sex acts. This often results in much revulsion and hurt butts(protip: go to reviews, sort by ratings, last page).
Why newgrounds users find this disgusting remains a mystery as Newgrounds is pretty much based around these very subjects to begin with.
Golfinho is clearly a furry however.
And this is where things get interesting.
fix these typos plz
Golfingho is amazing, i just saw some of his videos, i laughed real hard, i hope many childhoods are ruined because of him.
I just wish he would do one of Crash Bandicoot because that one is really fucking dead,
Rayman and Spyro also deserve to be put out of their misery.
@minty ty spelling fixed
@ExplosiveDiareah k will rework some of my shit.
Making a new ED article is a very hard undertaking, just be glad sysops aren't there to just delete your efforts.
One important question
I MUST SEE THIS "Sonic recreating 1guy1jar"
Because i hate sonic, and badly want to see bad things happening to him.
was actually by fatbadger. it starts of as badly animated porn and then sonic walks in with a jar
all in all, it's pretty sophisticated humour
He even used the same sound the jar made in the original video, the sudden small explosion of a sound, like a light bulb blow out.
post it on the right fucking board is a start
but i thought it was too hard and gay
also didn't realise this board existed lol