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  1. Baya Rae 4900
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  3. Fukken_OldGay

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    You are both trash and i hope you get married and then divorced.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Okay. I'm originally from the NYC area. The guidos, not all of them are so bad. in fact they only busted on each other from what I could see. They love insulting one another, especially in public, and on camera so much it made me think they're retarded. Think always sunner(y) in Philadelphia jersey shore episode. Far away they're stay away, but up close they're entertaining, and pussy always makes people get carried away. That's why they all got this brook with a fade, and the hair spiked up on top. It's like a mating call. They asked me why I didnt do that too, and said I should. I was like duhhhh. Anyway. The families take good care of each other, and typically have a lot of loot, but they're addicted to the city life bragging game. My gym teacher was a hardcore Italian. He would cuss at me, and me only. Everybody would laugh. I was the only white kid in most of my classes. As for a story. There was this guiido. His name was Eric Lasot or some shit. I only herd bits, and pieces of it. Long story short the guy got a pool stick up his ass for messing around to much, and I take it that it wasn't for his pleasure. Dude was one of the nicest motherfuckers / total jocks / total a stereotypical guidos ever.
     
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  6. Fukken_OldGay

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    I liked that song. You know where the picture is from? I do love me some crusader movies.
     
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    Philly Guidos are a terrible mix of overbearing mothers, can't keep their dicks in their pants and layabout loud.
    They do still all do the Guy Fieri frosted tips spike if under 35. Over 35 they start looking like unkempt Tony Sopranos who waver btwn verbally abusing their wives (who usually deserve it, and give it right back) and begrudgely worshipping the ground they walk on.

    Their women are shrill, high maintenance, controlling and demanding. And i think this generation avoids the plastic slipcovers on the furniture, but growing up all the ones i knew had parents that did that.

    Being a mix British isles blood with alot of Mick in me, their entire world confused the hell out of me. "You mean your Dad drinks and flirts with other ladies, and your mom doesn't, and doesn't try and punch him in the dick? Weeird. My mom would kick your mom's ass." She totally would've. And nearly did after a girl in Ballet made me cry when I was 6.

    Do love some old Blue Eyes tho.

    And their cooking.
     
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    I spent a year in Philly about 10 years ago. Y'all are fucking hilarious.
     
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    yeah wait until someone brains you with a Dcell for saying you like the Cowboys. You'll be laughing all the way to the ER.
     
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    god dam it. wtf is that noise?
     

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