awesomely obnoxious things to use as a ringtone?

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  1. Morbidorable

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    hoping there isn't already a thread for this. i need some new ideas. my last smartphone had the metal gear solid codec-call sound, but that isn't enough anymore. i need something better for the next time i own one.


     
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    People with obnoxious ringtones need to have their devices shoved down their anal orifice.
     
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    Whenever i hear pachelbel as a ringtone i want to have sex with the owner of that phone.
     
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    i used to have a vary loud "psycho" theme.
    freaked everyone out.

    WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE !!!
     
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    qq moar
     
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    People need to understand that when I'm watching a movie I paid $10 for and I hear an annoyingly loud ringtone, I will, without a moment of hesitation, kick them in the balls again and again until it swells up so bad that I'm able to stretch it to their asshole and push it all the way up with my foot, so they'll be able to taste their swelling shitty ass balls and learn some fucking respect.
     
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    Classical music is literally the worst
     
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    like i give a fuck? :v
    anyway i turn my phone off when i'm watching a movie because i don't want people harassing me during one
     
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    this youtube clip.

    HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
     
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    oh god, youtube loves its turtle porn. xD
     
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    also try anything from Whitehouse.
    especially if it has any lyrics about to rape (all of them)
     
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    Emo music, especially anything by "La Dispute". Every time I hear some dipshit with the throroughly annoying La Dispute song "Andria", which I am convinced was written by DrMusic2 after an argument with her lesbian lover Andria Kilgore, I want to shove a hot poker up the asshole of...

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    I was thinking of sneakily changing my sister's ringtone to Kayako's death rattle since she empties the contents of her bowels whenever she hears it.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Pfft. You wish. I personally think that the song Asshole by Dennis Leary was written specificially for someone like you.
     
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    fucking do it.
     
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    Mine IS A WHALE CALL.

    It gives me an excuse to say "sperm whale" like 15x a day.

    Fuck off.
     
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    You wrote that song about your sockpuppet and threatened to DDOS the La Dispute website if they didn't take it!
     
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    Going to make the death rattle sound from this my ringtone, either that or the sound of whooping cough.

    And doesn't the "woman" in this look like Chris-chan?