Avid golfer gets one in hole

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  1. Harpoons

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  2. Lovecraft

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    At least it made golf slightly less boring.
     
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  3. Lyle

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    0 Fucks for golf, it's a boomer sport, people should put more interesting things in the holes like IEDs and AIDS needles.
     
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  4. Harpoons

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    Or their erect penises.
     
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    How do you score that?
     
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    Cock in one
     
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    I was gonna say 'with a scorecard.'
     
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    That's the greatest thing I have ever seen.
     
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    Cass, u thinking a round of golf is in ur future?
     
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    I Think so.
     
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    Probably the closest thing to a human hole he'll ever get.
     
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    I like how the article implies that most golfers are a step or two away from shoving flagpoles up their arse.
     
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    @Harpoons stop stealing Radha's news stories
     
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    I always said golf was a gay "sport" for degenerates.
     
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    So you're taking up golf then?
     
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    Never said it was the only one. Besides, taking up golf means going outside and walking all day.
     
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    Speaking of walking, you drop below 200 pounds yet?
     
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    Clearly you've never had to bike through 6 feet of snow.
     
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    Bitch, I live in the Arctic. Further north than you I might add.
     
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    Yeah but did you ever try riding a bike through it?
     
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    some people say you can still smell that hole yards away...
     
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    Imagine having to retrieve a ball from it
     
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