Australian Army field manual

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    I came across the entirety of the australian army field manual ,it is a very short document.
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    AUSTRALIAN ARMY TRAINING MANUAL

    1.WHEN DOOR TO THE REAR OF THE BOAT OPENS RUN TILL YOU GET SHOT.

    2. When setting up camp GET SOME BUSH TUCKA!!!!

    3. IF GENERAL IS NOT WATCHING, BLUDGE AND DO FUCKALL AND DRINK BEERS

    4. TELL THE SERGEANT YOU WON'T FIGHT TILL YOU GET YOUR SMOKES.
     
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