Australian Accent: Hot Or Not?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Baya Rae 4900, Jan 30, 2013.

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Is the Aussie accent hot?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'll take that as a no.
     
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    you need to define hot first
     
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    ... What happened?
    I voted yes.
     
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    This video shows you an example of how marvelous Australian accent can be.
     
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    OI U WOT CUNT? I'LL SMACK YA FORRA LOOP YA UGLY BOGAN TRASH

    Yes, truly the most beautiful of accents.
     
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    (I was going to post an awesome Australian film about two Aboriginal men who kill a bunch of people in the outback but I can't remember what it's called.)
     
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    I spent a semester in college in Australia at the University Of Adelaide. The accent for me varies - the "light" accent is pretty cool. Then you meet the locals who have an accent so fucking thick you cant understand a word they say. I vote Yes.
     
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    I sound a bit British though, so I don't count. When I was little, I used to have a really thick accent. I lost it in Melbourne, haha.
     
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    u uglee watever the accent <3
     
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    Being that I basically live in a ski-town, with a resort only about 40 mins away, my city sees Aussies by the droves. They all come up here to work the ski resort and snowboard on their days off. Also being that I work in a head shop, they always come in to buy pipes and shit. So I am very knowledgeable when I say the Aussie accent is cute for about 5 minutes.


    They're like watered down Scottish accents -- watered down by years of living retarded on a retard island. Their slang is predominantly what I like most about their tongue , but it also infuriates me. I know it's not the norm', but...

    Have you ever read the lyrics to 'Waltzing Matilda??'

    All in all, the Aussies are great guys. But they've got to stop with the inbreeding, and start sending more of their young and pretty over-seas for a proper fucking.
    Which, perhaps that's what they're doing already by flooding our ski hills with temp work. If so, good job, Australia!

    My only advice to you, regarding your new breeding plan?
    Tell your women to speak right if they're getting fucked by a North American. We don't like it when our date moans, "yar... YARR. YARRR!!" instead of "yes! yes! yes!" It sounds like we're fucking a slag. Hearing [your women] get laid, is like listening to one gay-bear give another gay-bear head and a hummer inside an idling monster truck. It's gross. But Aussie's, and their retarded accents, are hot... for about 5-minutes, OR, as long as it takes to fuck one.
     
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    Flu, you need to make more posts.
     
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    if British people are just pussy Americans with a funny accent and class. then Australians or the opposite,they are macho ex-con stupid uneducated cunts with none of Americas class.

    Vote NO.
     
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    "Australians: The arrogance and superiority complex of a brit mixed with the trashiness and stupidity of an american"

    -some comedian I can't remember right now
     
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    An Australian accent sounds as sexy as a fork stuck in the garbage disposal.
     
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    Hell no you guys sound ridiculous.
     
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    The Australian and American accents have got to be two of the worst in existence. Seriously. THAY ARGH SEW DAHLL AHND AHN-INT'RESTING.
     
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    It's probably the worst accent going, but you know a girl with an Australian accent will be an easy lay.
     
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    i deal with heavy accents of every type on a daily basis and have developed a very fine tuned ear for understanding different dialects. when i hear an aussie speak i can honestly say i have no idea what theyre talking about, ever.
     
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    Its just the cockney accent 200 years after we shipped them to the pit that is australia.Noone likes the cockney accent.
     
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    Americans are the ones with the superiority complex, bro. They've been referring to their precious shithole as (no joke) the "indispensable nation" and believe that such a thing as "American exceptionalism" exists. Hubris, my friend. They suffer from a severe case of hubris.

    Ah, it's becoming clear why Mad Max had to be dubbed. I thought it was because Americans were, you know, idiots.
     
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    learn2enunciate

    i understand mohammad al ashrif's broken ass english better than aussies who only speak 1 language.
     
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    Aussies understand everyone. Nobody understands us. Perfect spies. We can all be code talkers and shit.
     
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    Pot, meet kettle.

    Australians are literally the "americans" of oceania. You have a culture of decadence, anti-intellectualism and extreme nationalism. While you're laughing at the americans for being brainwashed by fox news you're being brainwashed yourselves. The media paints australia as the greatest country on earth while every other country is terrible. This has led australians (at least the ones I've encountered) to develop a superiority complex.
    Have you seen how your own countrymen behave abroad? On several occasions while I was in the UK and NZ I encountered australians going on about how much better their country is and how this was a 3rd world country just like americans do when traveling. You are americans in denial.

    It's a shame that australians hate americans so much when we are so similar. We're both racist white trash countries that love to drink and drive muscle cars. You cunts are pretty much our brothers :D
     
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    Yeah, you have no idea what I was referring to. I meant the idiocy of Americans thinking they're "needed" and "envied" by the world. Or that they're somehow "special" in regards to historical inevitability.

    Everybody, EVERYBODY, comes from a nation where most of its people think that their nation/state/city is the best in the world. This is because Humans are, by and large, retarded. I remember last time I was in Rome. I kept having to remind myself that I was in a first world nation. Of course not everybody lives in a nation which considers the entire fucking planet to be its "backyard." That's what separates normal stupidity from American stupidity.
     
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    Speaking of backyards, does your tribe still use the outback like a latrine? Or have they discovered the wonders of indoor plumbing?