Aussie Rules Footballers, EDF2 salutes you!

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  1. Semjaaza

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    Dwarf set on fire by Aussie Rules footballers during alcohol-fuelled 'Mad Monday' end-of-season celebration

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    Sauce: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ht-Mad-Monday-celebrations.html#ixzz2dyFZNse1
     
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    You could say they were short on entertainment and wanted to heat things up. :groucho:
     
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    You could say that.

    If you were a dickhead looking for a swift boot to the nads.

    You fat cunt. Go fuck yourself.


    And I've never been prouder to be a true-blue, VB drinking, Collingwood supporting, dwarf burning Aussie.
     
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    I laughed my arse off when I first read this article on FB. I'd love to see the authors of these articles rewrite them with a straight face.
     
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    A bitch I may be, and on my most midget bitchiest day, I'm 10 times the man you'll ever be.

    I'm talking in masculinity, character, and general penisosity.

    Clearly not talking weight, or surface area. You've got Blue Whales beat hands down in those departments.
     
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    Setting midgets on fire.......only in Melbourne....
     
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    And Adelaide.
     
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    What.....people actually do stuff in adelaide?
     
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    Grampa Ivy lives there. Apparently he's a bookie, sells lots of pot or some shit, I don't know.

    I've been through there. 90% of the people were either stoned or drunk, and the last 10% were dying or just old.
     
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    I thought he sold sex toys?
     
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    Oh yeah, he does that too. He says that most of what he does is bookie shit and pot-selling. I hope they're really nice flower pots for pretty flowers.
     
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    Lol dont actually believe anything he says, hes a postie
     
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    LOL. That explains the fedora.
     
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    He also lives with his mother, hes in his 40s
     
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    He's not actually looking after her, is he? I always suspected that but I could never get it out of him.
     
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    Lol no, he lives there because he can't afford to live by himself, also he has that son he like to mentally abuse. From what I heard hes also about 80k in debt
     
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    Exact same thing.
     
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    80k?! Fuck! How does that even happen? D:
     
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    80k... That's fucking nuts.
     
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    How do people even enjoy gambling? The odds are against them, the machines are brightly-coloured, have shit music and smell like cigarettes.
     
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    Wow, the derailed topic is actually more interesting than the singed midget story.
     
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    Because they might win. Humans have this insatiable instinct to ignore the odds and bet against them no matter how innumerable they are. It's the result of Humanity's inability to think beyond binary patterns. Take the belief in gods and spirits, for instance. The odds are greatly stacked on them not existing but because there's no definite proof that they don't exist, they must exist. (The overall logic is flawed because you can't technically "prove" a negative. At best you can prove a contradictory positive.) Even the most sentient of us fall victim to these patterns.
     
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    So it's just hope? Fuck that.
     
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    No, it's inability. FFS. Pay attention. God forbid you might learn something.