Aussie Child Killer With Lolcow-Esque Name Jailed for 6 Years

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  1. Andria Kilgore

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    This man killed a child while coming down from ice.

    Restaurants are putting ice in your drinks to "keep them cold."

    It's a conspiracy.
     
  3. Thatdamnnigger

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    April fools =D
     
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    When I rule the world, men like this will be beaten to death. Then, the tendons in their legs will be stripped, and they will be hung by them outside of the capital building as a warning.
     
  5. Thatdamnnigger

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    What if they don't have legs
     
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    Then we'll adapt. I feel like it'd be hard to beat a child to death when you don't have legs.

    Edit: Now that I think about it, hard work and perseverance is always commendable. If someone beat a child to death, and they didn't have legs, we would hammer an award of recognition through their cerebral cortex.
     
  7. Thatdamnnigger

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    You can still attach him/her to the ceiling by his/her hair and make him/her turn around with some nasty bitchslapping
     
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    Btw, how can be approved a so badly formatted post?

    Fucking lazy mods... :D

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    Poor kid :(
     
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    Death is such a pussy way out; now torture and experimentation is the way to do things! Or destroy all his nerves that control muscle movement and leave him paralyzed from the head down or find a good way to rework his brain chemistry making him devoid of any emotions like the Tranquil from Dragon Age and put him in a work camp with same lot as him and work it like a Nazi death camp.... actually.... Auschwitz is not being in used.... I wonder if the Cambers and ovens are working?
     
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    Auschwitz is gay shit for fags, unit 731 is what you want.
     
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    I think it would be a PR nightmare if my Empire started the ovens again... On the other hand, you can't beat German engineering...

    Is it alright if we DON'T talk about unit 731?
     
  16. Thatdamnnigger

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    :(
     
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    Too be fair, America learned more from the Germans than the Japanese after the war.

    Also, what is all this faggot "poor kid" crap? The kid would have been a waste of a life with the people he had around him.
     
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    To be fair, the USA offered asylum and amnesty to Ishii and not Mengele.
     
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    This, there were almost no trials regarding Japanese war crimes because they needed their research, among other things, for all the space related stuff (Them japs liked to throw X rays at their, uh, test subjects)
     
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    That's only because we couldn't find Mengele.
     
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    Wow, if it was that fat austistic otherkin were-comedian who lost her shit and started killing everyone in NZ (including sheep) it would totally make my day.
     
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    including sheep? That's a motherfucking lot
     
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