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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Long story short, I'll be opening up (what you might call) insemination camps. I have this theory that left-handed people are naturally better at soldiering/warring and I'll be needing a caste (lolgetit) of good soldiers. Basically you'd spend most of your days playing ping-pong/videogames/whatever (generally relaxing and reducing overall stress, so as not to damage the baby) and only a very short amount of time getting ravaged by a left-handed studs. Any takers? (Mind you, you'd actually have to be female and capable of birth. No trannies.)
     
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    Why are you asking this here?
     
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    Where else?
     
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    Wherever the real women are.

    Besides, this is ridiculous.
     
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    An idea is carried like a raft in the ocean. How is it ridiculous? Explain your position, please.
     
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    Left-handedness is not purely genetic. Hormones have alot to do with it, and so does impairment of the right hand in early childhood.

    Yes, I did look it up. The idea sounded silly, but I honestly didn't know why. I would've said something about a woman's feelings, or morals, but I knew you wouldn't like that. So I used a search engine to gather information.
     
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    Hormones are directly effected by genes. No woman would be forced to join. This would be completely moral and legit. And why would you think I wouldn't care? Do you think me so heartless?
     
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    Oh, well, I doubt anyone will trust you.

    And yes, I do.
     
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    Why would they not trust me? Have I ever led anyone astray? Have I not been logical and upfront? They can trust me to be logical and logic dictates that acting like an asshole will make people resent me. Logic also dictates that stress can damage the unborn child.
     
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    Baya Rae 4900 is related to Josef Mengele
     
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    It's not you, it's your proposal. You want them to trap themselves in an "insemination camp", consent to meaningless sex with strangers, and waste their lives away so that you can have soldiers who are left-handed.

    Non~
     
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    No, you really won't.
     
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    somehow i don't think any of this is ment to be serious.
     
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    Or maybe this world is a lie.
     
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    I just fucking told you it's voluntary. And how's it wasting? The most productive thing a person can do is reproduce. It's the corner stone to the survival of our species. Of life in general. Doing almost anything else is wasting it.

    Somehow I doubt you can predict the future.
     
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    Lol, women love unpaid ping pong/breeding camps.
     
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    I didn't say it wasn't, I said no one will volunteer.
    In that case, our species is worthless. Life is worthless. It's like we exist so we can exist.

    I'm sorry I sound like this, I need sleep.
     
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    If women can be talked into voting for Clinton then women can be talked into anything.

    You're looking for meaning that isn't there. Life is self-evident and our only meaning is survival. If we had another meaning it would be apparent and we wouldn't be wasting so much time and energy trying to find it.
     
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    I suggest you get a working space colonization program going first Baya, because this here planet already has too many people.
     
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    You make a good point. Mars would be the ideal area. Though there is the issue that it might turn out exactly like all colonies turn out. Hell, it might even become more powerful than the home planet. We have to be cautious going forward with this initiative.
     
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    well, he has one over me in any case, i was going to build myself a army of souless robots to murder and enslave those that i dispise, but i mean a army of lefthanded unloved mongoloids sounds just as good.
     
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    This thread is not to be taken seriously.
     
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    With the added benefit of the offspring being better overall.
     
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    Now find a list of famous right-handed men and women. Or don't, I'm going to bed now.
     
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    Yes but you have to remember that left-handed people take up (at most) 10% of the population. They're statistically overrepresented. Especially in sports. And sports requires good dexterity. So does soldiering/warring.
     
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    Okay, find a list of famous right-handed people, and divide the number by 10. Would that be fair enough?
     
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    I doubt it. Just take a look at the list. It's not only high achievers but over achievers.

    Known by whom?
     
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    I'm guessing just about everyone you've ever met
     
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    Oh snap.
     
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    You're just saying that because I fingered your mother. That was a coincidence anyway.