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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I am currently in relations of a 3 way with meepsheep and rst8 who is cheating on his wife afuckinfox.

    I like to punish rst8 by sticking pickles up his fox ass and then taking off his venetian blind sunglasses and ramming them up his asshole too, not a problem for him because foxes have assholes that can stretch to accomodate the largest things,
    I then take a shit and wipe my ass on his cowboy scarf or bandanna thing and make him take a deep sniff while i hokd it upmto his nose.

    I like to make meepsheep cum by hitting him onnthe back of the head with the urn full of beefrave's ashes while i plow him up the ass, i like to take the condom off afterwards and erotically asphyxiate him withnit over his head, i then beat him with my horsecock then punch him straight in the dick as he cums a second time, then i give rst8 prune juice and he shits pickles and his sunglasses all over this patch of carpet and then i rip it up and sell it to the Louvre telling them it is a Jackson Polloc original or whatever his fucking name was.

    After i am finished, i make rst8 lick plum sauce off meepsheeps tits, while zaiger films the whole thing and uploads it onto xtube.

    I then unwind by taking a bath in nothing other than my own piss and shit from the sewerage tank outside.

    Ahhhh, a good day of fun fucking....

    Oh and sometimes Oddguy and Zaiger kiss passionately by the fire after everyone has gone to sleep.

    Also i am a nigger, and a jew and i eat my own shit with dates stuck in it.

    Goodnight EDF.
     
  2. Dynamic Entry

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  3. Trixie

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    jackson pollack....

    my, what a mess situation....
    do you need someone to hose all of you off?
     
  4. oddguy

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    ... i am honored you paired me up with zig.
    nonetheless,never put me in one of your stories again.
     
  5. Fumo161

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    I'm never in a story... and when I do get included, I wish I wasn't...

    :foreveralone:
     
  6. TwoStar

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    Make sure to check your body for open wounds before bathing in the excrement.
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    *clears throat*

    Once upon a time Fumo was tied up by Zaiger and then Zaiger ElectricDiareah and rst8 as well as Flu and meepsheep pointed their asscracks right up to Fumo's face and farted stinky pickled eggs farts in his face and forced him to smell it, Fumo was in total ecstasy as his erection grew and he started wsnking despite the ropes, unfortunately Electric Diareah got out his lighter and lit a Cigarette while the farting was still in progress, and then the house blew up snd everybody went to hospital with burns, the end.

    And the worst part was Fumo was your Son and also a ginger coppertop, did i mention he was also a furry? That was the worst part of all.
     
  8. Trixie

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    what a fiery situation...
    do you need someone with a fire extinguisher?
     
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    Well
    ok then
     
  10. Fumo161

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    Wow the story is actually really nice...

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  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    No horror story is complete without it.
    "the axe wielding maniac chopped the faggot nigger up into pieces the end, also he was a furry"
     
  12. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    such touching stories with great messages.
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Such as "never smoke a cigarette while engaging in fart fetish play"
     
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  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Lern 2 read u lazy shit!
    Kids these days cannot even read anything that's not on an LCD screen.
    Peoppe don't even read aloud anymore,
    And reading aloud uses brain power believe it or not.