Attention Aussies

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  1. umkemesik

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    As you know Super-Nigger may be reelected. Ultimately this will require me to move somewhere else before the US hits rock bottom.

    I'm too lazy to learn another language, and the UK has terrible weather, food, and dental care.

    I am considering moving to Australia. I heard that Australian women LOVE American guys. Plus my brain is larger than the average Aussie, so I should do fine.

    What are the rules and laws concerning living in Australia and seeking a work permit?
     
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    Come in via an illegal boat from Indonesia. You'll get free accommodation, meals, smokes; and when you get let out, you'll get welfare for as long as you need, citizenship (which doesn't require any sort of oaths or knowing anything about Australia, as that would be discriminatory), and the right to riot about some dead sandnigger terrorist.

    You get 4 weeks holidays per year, and fucking sick leave ACCRUES at the end of each year.

    Oh, and the bottom tax bracket is about 30%, and the top one is over 50%. You can't negative gear the house you live in, and a quick trip to the supermarket will set you back at least $150.

    I filled up my car today. It cost me over $100. That's Car, not SUV. Fucking Car.

    If you want to live like a piece of shit, you won't do better than here.

    If you want to work hard and make a good living/life, go somewhere else.

    Our beer and wine is good and we have some great pubs. And there's less chance of being shot by a crazy southside nigger than where you are. Of course, there's more chance of being bashed by a gang of abos or azns, so that last one's probably a wash.

    Have to go now. The tourism commission is on the phone offering me a job.
     
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    Australia would be alright, but it is full of Aussies.

    Also, Obama is already re-elected, they just won't announce it until the agreed upon date.
     
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    as long as i know australian people are fat and 90% of them have acute diabetes
     
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    So basically your immigration policy is the same as the USA.

    We are heading in the same direction, don't feel left out.

    Thanks for the info, have a good day.
     
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    As big as you are, I doubt you occupy that much space. Why don't you sponsor my arrival with beer, snacks, and access to your wimmins.
     
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    Why don't you go back to Mexico? You can run drugs that way you can visit the state when you want and the tacos, man, the tacos
     
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    It's a shame you'll be too busy stuttering pickup lines into your bathroom mirror to actually go talk to any.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    You can't just buy a woman here. We're not Hispanics. Though our third PM was.
     
  11. umkemesik

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    Who said anything about buying? I said "sponor" as in give me that shit 4 free.
     
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    "Mexican" food in the US is better than eating anything from that disease ridden country. Unless you want to play russian roulette with what food-born pathogen you'll get.
     
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    The only females that would consider letting you bed them for free are riddled with STDs.
     
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    Nvm, I was impatient and read the txt messages. He got in trouble for referring to some of these women as "Cunts" and making other sexual references - give me a fucken break. Worse PC than the us.
     
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    Stuff like this is why I like to use the non-specific term "Bastard." It tends to infuriate women more than the names they are used to being called.
     
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    all Australians hate americans, its a simple fact
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    Notice how much more females get offended when you call them a female sexual organ than males when they're called a male sexual organ. That's because females know that being a female is an insult in of itself. That's what classical feminism is really about, the transcendence of femininity.
     
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    I have to agree. No matter what you think about equal rights or feminism, an insult is what the majority of people find insulting, and many women and practically all guys don't like to be told they are feminine.
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    Nobody wants the bottom bunk, if you catch my drift.