ATTENTION ALL AUSTRALIANS

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  1. MrGask

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    You have all been entered into the Royal Rumble. So far only Snorlax, and $$Trooper have risen to the challenge. Any other Aussies out there who want to win the king of all titles?
    royalrumbleaussieedition copy.


    @scumhook @Snorlax Rae 4900 @$$Trooper @zaiger
     
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    I'm in.

    BTW - just because @zaiger 's got that New England drawl, don't confuse him with the Aussies. He probably doesn't even know how to fuck a sheep properly, or how to force a koala to give him a BJ.
     
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    I know, but someone has to referee. BTW I need a pic, or do you want to fight as WereRosie out of Parts Unknown?
     
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    Lol, my brothers and I used to beat each other with fluorescent lights. Glad to see it has not gone out of style.
     
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    True, but then you get the Kiwis following you around trying to sniff your crotch.
     
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    I'll fight as WereRosie out of Frankston maaaaate.
     
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    Rub oil from a fish and chip fryer on your crotch, they will mistake you for maori and give you money.
     
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    @zaiger is the referee you dumb bitch.
     
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    Yes! aussie fight!
    My plan has come to fruition!
     
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    Suck my fat cock, you cunt faced pig fucking whore.

    If @zaiger is going to be the ref, then he should be designated as such in OP. Given the breathtaking stupidity of most people here, I wouldn't be surprised if you cunts think that being from New England qualifies you as part of the Commonwealth.

    Fuck you.
     
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    He's wearing a stripped referee shirt, and is the only one not actively engaged in the fighting. I guess I gave too much credit to humanity in the OP.

    I need three more Australians before this thing can get underway.
     
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    royal rumble aussie edition.

    and there's the opening bell, Gibson is off to a raging start, really wailing into wereRosie, but looks like Crowe and Snorlax are sneaking up to break up the fight.
    $$Trooper has Paul Hogan over the ropes. Looks like he should have brought a knife.
     
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    I put my hand up to compete in the second round of this most righteous of battles
     
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    I never did get them to fight...
     
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    we used to do this all the time except we actually fucking PUNCHED eachother.
     
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    ATTENTION ALL AUSTRALIANS


    All australians:
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    As a race, we're too lazy to participate in an organised fight.

    inb4 some cunt says that Okkers aren't a race because idgaf
     
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    Nowadays it's all swinging at the air, hardcore dancing like faggots, spinning around and not stomping people to death when they fall down.

    Pussies.
     
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    fuck off you long haired arselicker.

    come back when you look less like that bitch out of game of thrones who fucks her one handed brother.
     
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    it wasnt really dancing, we just smashed shit up and punched eachother to music.

    can you count the bite marks, burn marks, bruises and cuts in this photo?


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    yeah some crazy chick was really into cutting me up and biting me and putting cigs out on me
    while we fucked and she would dance around naked covered in my blood. she was kind of the house whore
    and everybody fucked her but she was sort of viewed as mine in a social sense i guess since i put her
    panties over the front door.

    this was right before my ex girlfriend got back with me and it was like 20 degrees outside and snowing
    and her ex boyfriend shows up to kick my ass and im standing outside in 20 degree weather shirtless
    covered in more sores than a fucking sluts poontang and he just looks at me when he steps out of his
    car and then gets back in it and drives off while im laughing drinking a bottle of whiskey.


    to put this entire thing in a perspective of the thread, i think i would fit in better in australia than america.


    these days american kids are total fucking pussies that take a bunch of ecstasy and act like raging faggots.

    i hope i made a point and im not just bukkakeing my face with a big load of self obsessed bullshit.

    probably am.
     
  27. Likeicare

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    Theres nothing wrong with taking ecstacy and acting like a faggot, in fact thats what I do every weekend

    Btw, wax your fucking chest