ATOMIC JOE'S SUPERBADASS TRAIN contest

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  1. Lloyd

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    While waiting forever in a doctor's office yesterday, I got bored and, so I took one of the marker pens they had lying around for filling out forms and such, heckled the receptionist till she gave me a piece of paper... and I came up with this masterful piece of art:
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    It's ATOMIC JOE'S SUPERBADASS TRAIN, with some of our most distinguished forum members on board.

    It's a far cry from perfect, but keep in mind all I had was a marker pen, so no correcting mistakes. Also, I had to draw you people from memory, so cut me some slack already.

    And my scanner crapped out some weeks ago, so it's a pic of a pic.

    Anyway, the point is: Think you can do better (sure you can!)? Feel left out? Submit your drawings of Atomic Joe's superbadass train here!
     
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    Nice work.

    I like the "Fucking Railroad Crossing"

    If you had shown the receptionist, I bet she would have let you take a poke at her.
     
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    Fucking Railroad Crossing, YO!

    The receptionist was like 50 years old, and not of the "hot mature" kind, but I bet she would have.
     
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    Yo, is that me in the car?
     
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    Sorry to disappoint. The guy in the conductor's uniform is obviously Lucky - see his yearbook pix.

    The person in the second window is supposed to be Emily (got the tranny appearance just right, IMO) - and the guy on the bigass throne on the roof? C'mon thats self-explanatory.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    oh damnit, well, win some lose some.
    how long did this take you to make?
     
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    I just realized that you were probably not talking about the train car, but the car getting sliced in half by the train.

    Those are just supposed to be your average maximally-pigmented peers in an individualized vintage automobile. They did not see the train coming because they were fucked up on sizzurp.
     
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    Oh, apparently you didn't.

    Took me about an hour I guess, maybe more. I waited about 2 hrs in total, but it took me some time to be so bored to start drawing stuff.
     
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    I take it the guy about to get run over is me?
     
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    No. Try again. Hint: not a guy.
     
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    I take it I'm not cool enough to appear >:

    Durp, Sherrod?
     
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    Korrrekt, meister.

    Nothing personal, it's mostly oldfags, except Emily.
     
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    One day, I hope to be a grizzled veteran of EDF, just like Uncle Atomic Joe!
     
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    A word of explanation: before I finally joined, I was the mother of all lurkers on old EDF. Lurkin' errday from ca. feb 2010 till 2 weeks ago.
     
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    VVVRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
     
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    Looking at it now, I made you look kinda gay, what with the "Oh boy" and clutching your hat.
     
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    I approve of this awesome piece of art, its delicious.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    This is a huge honor.
     
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    Honestly I thought it was supposed to look like that.
     
  20. Lloyd

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    Yeah, well, not gay exactly. More like the worried conductor at the mercy of Atomic Joe the insane engineer.
     
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    But I relish in the fact it's a rape train.
     
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    It's pretty phallic, isn't it?

    Also, drawfags: show me your badass trains!
     
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    lloyd-
    this drawing is wonderful
    you're very talented.
    thank you for sharing this....
    it made my day :awesome:!!!
     
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    Glad you like it - even though you're not in it.
     
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    If you look closely, you can see a penis that's been cut off by the train...

    Just another suggestion for your list of ways to dismember yourself.
     
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    that's fine....
     
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    This....this is...

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    ...SO BEAUTIFUL...
     
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    I shat my pants and came at the same time when I saw this pic.

    It's going to haunt my nightmares.
     
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    No matter all the other praise - AtomicJoe likes it, and that means I can be proud of myself.
     
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    Wow.

    That's a new low for the "What it takes to be proud of myself" bar.