Atomic Joe, serious advice needed

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Da/v/e, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. Da/v/e

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    What happens if I snort Ibuprofen?
    Will it work faster or will I suffer a painfull death?
    I tried it once, but didn't do it all the way because my nose was on fire. If there's anyway to avoid that, welcome.
     
  2. Tom

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    I dont think thats a very good idea.
     
  3. Helix

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    Are you fucking retarded? absolutely nothing will happen. Except you'll just be that much more of a faggot.
     
  4. Da/v/e

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    I'm not expecting a high, and I know I won't die of it, but I don't wanna fuck my nostrils up. A few seconds of burning pain, on the other way, is a good deal if it means the damn muscle pain will stop.
     
  5. Tom

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  6. Beefcake

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    You could just smoke some weed, you know. Works great for muscle pain.
     
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    If you really need it to work fast, just parachute it. Snorting is stupid.
     
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    If you want them to work faster then chew them, don't snort them.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Don't snort anything that isn't meant for snorting.

    EVER
     
  10. Tom

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    Thats a really good idea
     
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    Just take it orally like normal person please
     
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    What are you? 12?
     
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    You more then likely crushed one of the coated tablets. That coating I think is what makes it burn. It will make it work faster but the burning is not worth it at all. Tbh, sticking it up your butt is the best way for it to work faster and stronger for any pill. Have fun with that.
     
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    My friend snorted motrin once, she had problems with nosebleeds for a week afterwards. Motrin thins your blood, I wouldn't.
     
  15. Atomic_Joe

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    You become miserable and headaches will get worse.

    Next patient.
     
  16. Dynamic Entry

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    my wiener gets long and stiff when i see naked women. whats that all about?
     
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    It's called the "Pork Sword Syndrome". The only cure is to stuff swollen member into a females "ham wallet" until the Almighty Skeet-Skeet occurs. Female doesn't have to be willing. This is known as "Surprise Sex". She may resist, but she actually wants it.
     
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    write me a perscription.
     
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    The only prescription...is more cowbell.