Assassin's Creed 3

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  1. Squall741

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    So it takes place during the American Revolutionary war.....I can't wait to see my black people!
     
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    Spoiler Alert: George Washington is an assassin
     
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    I know you're joking but it's probably that retarded.

    I mean they made half of Italy an assassin.
     
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    I had no problem with that, but colonial America is an incredibly unfitting place for assassins.
     
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    I'm going to pretend that your opinion is valid, which it isn't.

    I preferred AC1 in which Assassins/Templars only had influence and waged a secret war against each other, rather than total control of entire nations.
     
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    Can you buy Black people in the game and have them work on your Plantation? Can you whip them for lulz? Can you barter them for goods or have sex with their women? I mean, it should be realistic, right?

    Probably not, it looks like Mel Gibson: The Patriot 2 and will have a token Black guy talking about how good America is and, "lawdy, I cants wait to be free!"
     
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    The people who made the games after AC1 seem to have about as much grasp on history as Mel Gibson.
     
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    They seem to have a good grasp of it. But after acknowledging it they just come up with elaborate conspiracy theories to completely change it, and thus entirely ignore it.

    For example, in the AC universe FDR, Churchill, Stalin, and Hitler were all united and WWII was a sham. That makes me lol every time I hear it.
     
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    Actually, FDR was an Assassin(tm). Because that makes complete sense. It would've been pretty awesome if they made Lincoln and Kennedy into Templars. (Instead of making Kennedy an Assassin and making LHO a Templar.) It would've made more sense that the Templars are so powerful now because they're populists. (And the Assassins have to keep hiding because they're not populists and are guided by unpopular principles.) But the makers of these games have turned into idiots or have decided to hire idiots to write for them.
     
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    Where? :confused:
    I remember there being a major mindfuck on most game forums when this was first discovered.
     
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    I forget. I'm also pretty sure that I read that WW2 (in Europe) was about Stalin, Hitler and Churchill (who're all Templars) fighting amongst themselves for the Pieces of Eden.
     
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    The Templars began the war in an effort to form a new world government. Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin,Franklin D. Roosevelt and Adolf Hitler were the world leaders confirmed as Templars[2]; Hitler[3] and Roosevelt[4]were the only leaders confirmed to hold Pieces of Eden.
    The original plan for the conclusion of the war called for a Hitler double to be found cremated in the 'F├╝hrerbunker', so that Hitler himself could escape from a besieged Berlin to meet with his fellow Templars. However, the Assassins killed the original Hitler as he departed from his bunker.[2]It is unclear what happened to Hitler's Apple after his death.
    http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/World_War_II
     
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    Yeah, I read it. That's why I'm a bit confused.