Aspiring furry needs your help on how to fuck a dog

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by TheDukeOfCrowns, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. TheDukeOfCrowns

    TheDukeOfCrowns
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,608
  2. $$Trooper

    $$Trooper
    Expand Collapse
    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    10,697
    Occupation:
    Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.
    Home Page:
    OK here is what you do.
    first, seriously entertain the idea of Raping your dog.
    Then, kill yourself.
     
  3. Tom

    Tom
    Expand Collapse
    Ultra Furry

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    2,326
    Nice job trolling those guys, but very few furries fuck dogs or any animal.

    If your really thinking about wanting to fuck a dog, just kill yourself.
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    That's most furries then.
    Furries are just people who have a hard on for animals but do not fuck them.... yet.
     
  5. Bottom Feeder

    Bottom Feeder
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2011
    Messages:
    5,963
    Occupation:
    GBP Management Assistant
    Although Furries are disgusting attention whores they do seem very secretive about their animal molesting ways.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • List
  6. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    also how furries who talk about fursuit sex to the media get excommunicated from the church of furrytology.
     
  7. Helix

    Helix
    Expand Collapse
    resident stoner

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,746
    Occupation:
    College, mang
    Home Page:
    Go to F-list.net and roleplay with somebody who has a "feral" character. You will learn in hideous detail how to fuck a dog.
     
  8. HyperHominid

    HyperHominid
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    2,174
    Occupation:
    Asshole Marine Furfag
    Home Page:
    I just wonder when these "furries" are gonna stop being jerks and share the secret of humping dogs to the world.
     
  9. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    Oh right, i forgot about that!
    probably good i did forget that, thanks for reminding me.... :(
    This is why.
    I do not have any characters in my inkings that are completely 100% animals who talk or whatever, and also why i do not draw IN GREAT ACCURATE DETAIL Animal cocks native to that animal.
    I do not care if human penises make no sense on an anthropomorphic animal being, i think it's better that furries STOP drawing them, because they seem to make furries turn into animal fuckers.
     
  10. Dildo Baggins

    Dildo Baggins
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    988
    Occupation:
    Penis Inspector
    You are asking the wrong question. The majority of furfags are such faggots that they cant even get a dog willing enough to be fucked by their micro penis. So they have to resort to being on the receiving end of doggy cock.
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    The origin of the achievement
    "Achievement unlocked knots hurt"
     
  12. Erotic Boners

    Erotic Boners
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2011
    Messages:
    688
    Occupation:
    Loser
    Uhhh I'll think the latter http://www.zoofur.com/
    http://bad-dragon.com/

    BRB burning my hardrive
     
  13. zaiger

    zaiger
    Expand Collapse
    2017 Faggot Of The Year

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,343
    Occupation:
    Dramaticorp
    Home Page:
  14. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    I have seen bigger Cheaper
    You can get a baseball bat for $25 it works better .
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • I Agree I Agree x 1
    • List
  15. Andria Kilgore

    Andria Kilgore
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2011
    Messages:
    5,393
    Occupation:
    Dead
    That PepeFrijoles guy is my brother, who attempted to troll @Drmusic2010. The guy he's trolling is one of Dr. Music's best friends, and thus deserves to be trolled.
     
  16. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    OP wins .
     
  17. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    horses have hideous dicks.
     
  18. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    Human dick is the best choice . baseball bats are the second obvious choice .
     
  19. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    human dicks would be better if they didn't just swing and flap around when not in use, staring at the floor and so forth.

    Animals do not have that.
     
  20. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    Come on bro meat spin is the best.
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    NO.
     
  22. lulzbomb

    lulzbomb
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2011
    Messages:
    8,691
    You love the hoooooman cock .
     
  23. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    i like how it functions, not it's appearance, particularly the way it just swings around when not in use, there should be a prepuce for holding it.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    37,096
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    More liek aspiering.
     
  25. TheDukeOfCrowns

    TheDukeOfCrowns
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,608
    Question. Do animal dicks go back into their body when they're on all fours.
     
  26. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    Back into their sheath you mean? OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES if it didn't they would have chapped cracking dick skin.
     
  27. Wolf

    Wolf
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2011
    Messages:
    458
    Occupation:
    Freshly unbanned
    Why do you even want to learn how to fuck a dog? You sick fucks should kill yourselves.
     
  28. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    Maybe he just wants to know how to wank a Dog.
     
  29. TheDukeOfCrowns

    TheDukeOfCrowns
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,608
    You hold secret you Bestial fuck.

    That's to easy.
     
  30. ExplosiveDiareah

    ExplosiveDiareah
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    6,368
    No it is not.
    it's like lighting a pipe it has a certain technique to it, just look up "Canine sperm collection" on Youtube and you will see (for some reason) MANY video's that tell you in unneccessarily great detail how it's done.