"Ask her for some Pistol" cyborg legs Olympian private life entertains us all

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2013/02/201321464236891351.html

    He probably thought she was a pack of communist rapists and murderers to plunder them of their lives for being successful Boers and had to respond appropriately, but instead shoots his woman!
     
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    Tink-tink?

    Tink-tink is evil?
     
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    Oh shit, waddup

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    If we just banned high capacity magazines, someone could have rushed him while he reloaded, and saved this poor woman's life.
     
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    Why don't you just ban freedom you commie cunt.
     
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    .....so this motherfucker has an obvious power to weight ratio advantage against all other, non cybernetically augmented men...and only makes it to the semi-finals? Adam Jenson/JC would be dissapoint
     
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    Oh shit, waddup

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    I take it his favorite band is Bullet for My Valentine?
     
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    If only we banned freedom, people would stop doing things, and couldn't get hurt that way anymore.
     
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    hahahahahahahaha, pistorius is a cunt anyway. I hope they take away his prostheses in jail so he can't even attempt to run away from bubba when he comes for his daily helping of rape.
     
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    @oddguy @uberfukken I posted a story under news about the Nike Ad "Bullet in the Chamber". It's related to this so you can delete it if you want.

    This is entirely @Dr. Rice's fault for not writing a coherent, sane, headline. Also good job linking to Al-Jizzhairear FTL.
     
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    When you're out of the spotlight and want back in, clearly the only option is to bust a cap in your bitch.
     
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    This might be a news flash to you, but no one cares!
     
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    This is some recreation I found about the murder




    I do, you hypocritical nazi arab fucker
     
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    Well, let's cut the crap and take a look at the cunt, the only interesting thing in all this:

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    I'd tap that, even now
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Clearly this guy flipped at some point because of his condition, and his not so lucky woman was close to him at the moment, damn what a waste and I mean for the bitch, because all I remember from this bastard is finishing last at the Olympics.
     
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    well, i saw south africa mentioned, i find it completely understandable that he may have mistaken someone for a burgaler since there is so many there