Ask Giga Anything Thread!

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by gigantopithecus, Aug 24, 2013.

  1. gigantopithecus

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    Now's your chance to cyberbully me GOGOGO.
     
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    Why are you being such a try hard? Do you think shit like this is going to get you the FOTY award?
     
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    What you need to start doing is necro posting in old threads no one cares about and spam other peoples accounts. Randomly quote people and shit. You know, fucking piss everyone off. That is the only way you are going to win shit. It will certainly win my vote.
     
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    Wow, what the fuck is everyone doing? I'm giving you the opportunity to ask me ANYTHING! COME ON.
     
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    what's the capital of greenland?
     
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    How does Let Me Google That For You work?

    I want specifics, like what software is the server running, who programmed it, who maintains it, what hardware is the server running, etc.
     
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    How many cells are there in your right femur?
     
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    Why did you choose the name Gigantopithecus, when nearly any other ancient creature is cooler than a large ape?
     
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    When I was around the age of 14, I went through a phase of genuinely believing that the creature 'Bigfoot' was real, and was actually a species of surviving gigantopithecus. There are many online communities that support this pseudo-scientific crap, but I am currently too lazy to find find links about this. Google it if you're really interested.
    But anyway, I've just used 'gigantopithecus' as a username for things since then, because it's Latin, and thus makes me cool and interesting.
     
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    You are aware than only Gigantopithecus Blaki (lol scientist humor) is larger than other apes, right?
     
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    Why does it feel so good and then feel so bad?
     
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    How much is too much to pay for an Arab baby? This guy wants 2000 rupess, but isn't that from a video game?
     
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    Why are modern people so short? 6'1" is not at all tall for a male, yet somehow I am taller than nearly everyone else I meet.
     
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    How old is 'too young' (within legality you pedo) for a rich 68 years old?
     
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    Yep. People in these weird communities, when saying 'gigantopithecus' are often referring exclusively
    to the blaki type.
    I would not take an Arab baby if I were paid to do so myself.
    Anything below 16 years, because that's the UK law, and the UK law is best law.
     
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    Why did you skip the important questions?
     
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    Because you touch yourself at night.
     
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    Why does your avatar look like he's constipated?
     
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    It's Ayama Kojima's concept artwork for the video game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. It's the character Dracula. And from now on, whenever I look at it, I'm gonna think that he's constipated. Fuck you.
     
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    I never stop touching myself. The light cycle has little to nothing to do with it.
     
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    Chronic masturbation is a real problem.

    I once suffered from chronic masturbation. Then I went I broke because I was too busy masturbating to do anything else.

    I had to start giving hand jobs in order to get the lotion I needed to feed my habit.
     
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    You are a second rate @likeicare rip off. How does it feel?
     
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    Im voting you faggot of the year just because you are a rip off of the biggest faggot which somehow makes you a bigger faggot. Are you happy now?
     
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    i'm glad this is not my thread
     
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