Ask a bipolar anything.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by knave, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. knave

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    I've been locked in a mental institution 4 times, I fuck and fight like I'm on speed, and I've thrown a haymaker at a cop for looking at me and speaking at me like he's royalty. The judge said I have a problem with authority but not society, I disagree, I hate society too.
    I'm actually on the run from the cunts at the moment, since I haven't been turning up for my anti-psychotic injections because they make me feel like shit.
    I actually wouldn't say I'm bipolar, I'm just a crazy fuck who lives a chaotic lifestyle because if I don't I get bored and fall into a pit of depression. But if a bunch of idiot psychiatrists say I'm bipolar, I guess that makes it so.

    I lie, cheat, steal and I brag about it. I'm that proud antisocial dickhead that everyone loves to hate. Any questions?
     
  2. oddguy

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    No one is impressed you faggot.
    Stop whoring for attention and just kill yourself.
     
  3. knave

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    You're just a jealous neckbeard aspie faggot who tells people to kill themselves because he secretly wishes to die himself but doesn't have the balls to go through with it.

    Enjoy your long, hateful, pain-filled life.
     
  4. oddguy

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    Long, hateful and pain filled?
    Sound like the sex I had with your mom last night.

    Go brag about how hardcore you are somewhere else.
     
  5. Semjaaza

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    Purveyor of the spiciest memes. Est. 1989

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    Not sure if new to EDF, and under the misguided illusion that this is what is considered cool.

    [​IMG]

    Or whether this is someone's sock masquerading as a fucking idiot to troll.

    Either way, fuck off.
     
  6. CallMeMaggot

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    Do u spend a lot of money into raw meat?

    Sounds like a very expensive mascot to have no only one, but two.
     
  7. oddguy

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    wat maggot?
     
  8. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Why don't you make a fucking introduction post you tryhard faggot?
     
  9. $$Trooper

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    You aren't a special snowflake, we already have two self destructive mental cases.
     
  10. $$Trooper

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    What is up with newfags and not making introduction posts?
     
  11. oddguy

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    Seriously, wrong subforum.
    I am moving this.

    Only two?
     
  12. $$Trooper

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    Well, two that i know are legitimately self destructive psychos.
    there are about 15 or so others that i am still not entirely sure about.
     
  13. Ktastic

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    OOOH OOOH! If I added you on AIM would you send me thinly veiled death threats? I'm in a kind of retro mood today.

    Also what are your triggers?
     
  14. oddguy

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    You should ask about what happened to our last bipolar.

    Tell him Trixie.
     
  15. CallMeMaggot

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    Nah, lame joke...read the title again and weep :qq:
     
  16. $$Trooper

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    Rape, blacks, fathers, incest.
     
  17. $$Trooper

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    What, like @knave?
     
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    1354724848166.

    who the fuck is this joke?

    you're gonna fill the void left by trixie magnificently
     
  19. Lord Raptor

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    am love broken english me

    I miss Khanzer
     
  20. Ronny

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    broken english? whatcha talkin' 'bout willis?
     
  21. CallMeMaggot

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    Yep, that was the metajoke

    Now u can call me neeerddd
     
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  23. Maddog

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    Ok, I'll byte.

    You aren't a sad fuck with no life. Your parents and relatives and schoolmates and neighbors don't feel disgusted about you. You aren't a suicidal emo faggot. Your first fuck wasn't with your dad. Normal people doesn't beat the shit out of you, and you don't enjoy it. Nobody calls you a freak. A medical doctor diagnosed you with some shit. You didn't read a niggers post on FB stating that cool kids are on 4chan and EDF.
     
  24. Solution

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    Wow! A nigger, faggot and attention whore...That's some powerful stuff
    Must be intense, here try this it may relive some of that pressure
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  25. Maddog

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    fuck yo mothafucka, yo dont have the right to say "blacks", yo
    ya should say "african-american", stupid biatch, i'll rape ya momma, ya sista, ya ho and yo biatch

    And why the fuck do you use in the same sentence "black" and "rape". Do you associate african-americans with rape?
     
  26. CallMeMaggot

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    Lol Maddog, one post making sense and one in niggergibberish

    U must be bipolar
     
  27. Harpoons

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    Lol, kill yourself. Nobody really cares about you and nobody ever will. You're not special, you're not even fucking unusual. You're just a pathetic little attention seeker, and your life means nothing.
     
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    YOU ARE A FAGGOT ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD, ANY COOL POINTS YOU TRIED TO OBTAIN ARE AUTOMATICALLY INVALIDATED BY THAT. Welcome to EDF you fucking nerd.
     
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    op listens to linkin park daily because his parents don't understand him
     
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    This would make a great game of Clue. :D