Asian Wedding BBQ!!

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  1. Likeicare

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    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/05/06/08/53/limousine-fire-kills-bride-and-four-friends
     
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    Poor sap. I guess he's going to have to order a mail bride.
     
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    I bet the limo driver locked all the doors and ran out.
     
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    I see the nigger did the right thing and got the fuck out, leaving his passengers to fry like won tons.
     
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    There's a million more, anyone got another?
     
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    The driver was black? I guess that makes sense. I bet he was trying to make fried Asian teriyaki wings.
     
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    No, these were old asian ladies; they all smoked. They got drunk and smoked and the stupid shit they were wearing to their stupid perverted old ladies' "our-vagina's-aren't-sandy" bachelorette party caught fire and then WOOSH. The driver saw this

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    and I think you can guess where his priorities were.
     
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    nine female passengers

    bush fire?
     
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    Lol thread over, nobody's going to top that.
     
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    Let me guess. They were all chain smoking with the windows up drunk as hell.
     
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    @Slenderman , are you retarded?
     
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    Hey meng, you wanna do some soda?
     
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    With a name like Orville, you know he's gonna be a nigger. All the white people with that name are dead.
     
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    Orville the murderer nigger limo driver probably ran away from the burning limo to go to KFC and eat fried chicken and watermelon. Too bad he doesn't live where I do, there's a place that does nigger cuisine better than KFC, Popeyes or Church's and actually serves purple coolade, fried okra, collards and watermelon. Only problem is that it's in gangbanger territory.
     
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    You got your black pride, we got out brown pride