Asexuality

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  1. n1bblir

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    Is it me, or are most Asexuals ugly? Like, really ugly.

    I mean really really fucking ugly.

    I'm starting to wonder seriously if they actually aren't interested in the opposite sex because they were rejected and scarred in horrible horrible ways. Though let's face it, some people just don't care anymore and are too tired to be bothered finding dates but these people don't look it. They just look really unattractive.
     
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    Who the fuck labels themselves "Asexual"?
     
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    Women who become married often become Asexual after the first year, then complains that their husband no longer looks at them and cheat.

    For Foreveruglyaloners, being asexual is for the best, after all would you rather have them reproduce?
     
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    Good point. I would assume these people know what plastic surgery is however...
     
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    Only the rich can afford to not be ugly.
     
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    People who need a excuse for being sexuality repressed and not getting any action
     
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    Ok, Idk if I'm the only one who remembers it, but I'm pretty sure one or two users have labelled themselves as asexuals. They need to come out now.
     
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    Not that bad.
     
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    OMG I'm so unique and special because I'm too full of myself to understand how sex works, just look at my fucking rainbow hair, my bf totally loves me for my soul and doesn't mind having blueballs for life, everyone needs to know about how asexual I am!
     
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    I like how she looks and all, but if she has a boyfriend and has sex she's NOT asexual. Actually she can have a relationship just not have sex in anyway shape or form to remain asexual. Because the very thought of sex would probably make her vagina so dry it'd... I don't know make sex impossible. Either that or she's full of shit.
     
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    Asexuality is a bullshit term made up by the furry asspies at TV Tropes in a vain attempt to cover up the fact that they're sub-human meat calculators who will never get laid and are into fucking animals. No wonder they're all ugly.
     
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    Ever since I got into occultism I've become significantly less interested in sex while my desire for intimacy has grown to "I'm going to cuddle you in a dark alley" status.
     
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    Intimacy is always more important than the sex itself.

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    "Shush now. It's cold. Let's snuggle up together."
     
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    Asexuality doesn't matter. Much like homosexuality and most other sexual deviations it is evolutionarily suicidal thus won't last more than a few generation if left to its own devices.
     
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    i feel like i'm asexual most of the time to be honest
    it isn't just because i'm ugly and men don't find me attractive
    its just i have lost interest in sex and relationships
     
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    The only thing asexuals are whores for is attention.

    It's just classical conditioning for most of them. They were so goddamn ugly growing up that their parents had to tie a steak around their neck to get the family dog to play with them. They got used to being ignored and in true pussy fashion have decided to rewrite reality so that it's them turning everybody else down rather than them being as ugly as sin and prompting small children to cry at their sight.
     
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    Shut up about genetic determinism already.
     
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    So what? You're a dolphin? That would explain your hatred of America; but I haven't seen you say too much against Japan.
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    Temporarily not being in the mood for sex is not called being asexual.

    At least that's what I think, but some would disagree. For a demographic that numbers less than 1% of the population, they are incredibly divers. There are ones who are physically unable to feel sexual pleasure, others claim to be asexual and say they never masturbate, others say they do masturbate but don't think of anything sexual while they do it (the body still reacts to this but the mind does not associate the stimulation with sexual attraction), others say that the masturbate while thinking of sex but are still asexual because they are not interested in having actual intercourse ever. Still, there are some who have had sex, enjoyed it, and then stopped, but consider themselves asexual nonetheless ( @swishy told me she didn't have sex for 2 years after her boyfriend dumped here, and was during that time "asexual").

    But, since there is no clear definition of what asexuality is, the asexual community accepts all of these people as their own. Including people who (in my opinion) are just temporarily uninterested, people who are abstinent, and people who are just unable to get anyone to sleep with them so they declare themselves to be uninterested in sex.

    The point is: The line between "asexual" and "person who just doesn't feel like having sex, and prefers to stay home and jerk off" is thin and unclear.
     
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    i feel asexual because i've gone trough long phases
    in my life where i am not attracted to anyone
    no matter how hard i try
    but i really am uninterested in sex which is why i stopped having it
    a year ago..i don't even masturbate anymore
     
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    All I am saying is that I don't agree that if someone temporarily stops having sex it's makes him asexual. If someone at any point had sex and enjoyed it, or even just desired to have sex, then even if he or she stops it does not make him "temporarily asexual", only abstinent or reluctant. You either are or aren't asexual, you can't turn it on and off.

    So all that bothers me is the loose definition.
    Every fucktard on the internet nowadays finds some excuse to declare himself asexual.
    Anyone who either can't or doesn't feel like having sex and feels a need to justify himself with an excuse invents his own definition of what asexuality is and diagnoses himself with it.

    I hate internet asexuals almost as much as I hate internet autistics. You know who i'm talking about... the 5,000,000 people on deviantart that when things go wrong with their lives blame it on autism despite having never been to a doctor to check them for it.
     
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    you are getting wayyyyyy to serious dude
     
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    I know :(

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    i know but i don't care for it
     
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