Asalieri more buttmad than ever

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Milwin, Sep 1, 2013.

  1. Likeicare

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    @Solution I have already initiated a conversation with user: @starwind3437 , make no mistake, I will get to the bottom of this situation and use all my administerial powers to make everything right
     
  2. dravek

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    Asa has:

    -Abused his children, with complaints in Germany.
    -Insulted repro makers just to promote his fat repro maker friend.
    -Talked down on people who make money online, yet does the exact same thing.
    -Filmed people and swears in front of kids, including his own.
    -Taken his wife and daughter to a tenth-rate, two-bit taco shack... using coupons and likely not even giving any of food to his daughter.
    -Insulted his wife openly.
    -Uploaded creepy and pedo-enabling images/videos.

    Hm, what's there to hate about him?
     
  3. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    You know our rules
    The honorable @uberfukken should preside

    A balanced jury consisting of one each:
    A Faggot in good standing, a Nigger-in-deed, a shitposter of quality, a new fag, an old fag and a self hating Kike
    To pass judgment.
     
  4. uberfukken

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  5. mattwilsonsux

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    - Has a gambling addiction
    - Pawns fanboys consoles and games to feed said addiction
    - Travels all the time with no financial difficulties.

    Kind of think of it Eric should be Time magazine's Person of the Year.
     
  6. Cobalt

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    Guys, you ain't gonna fucking believe what I just fucking found.
    Mildly Autistic.
    I AM ALSO MILDLY AUTISTIC!!!11!!!ELEVEN ONE
     
  7. SquatMeatThrust

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    For his lowlcowness and white knight faggotry I would sentence Him

    TO DEATH!
     
  8. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    technically all the information presented is public information, all that was done was consolidating it into one place, everything you say and do can and will be used against you in the court of lawlz
     
  9. starwind3437

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    I realized I was in the wrong an i would like to apologize for my idiocy.
     
  10. Solution

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    PM @uberfukken and ask for your day in court... A jury will be appointed and due justice shall be served.
     
  11. uberfukken

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    Whoa whoa, slow down, we haven't even begun proceedings. Before you plead guilty, review your charges:

    Class C Felony White Knighting
    Class D Felony Tranny Fappin'
    Misdemeanor Autism
    Misdemeanor Spoiled Rich Bitch
    Misdemeanor Hypocrisy

    We're throwing a few of the other charges out to save the courts some time.

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    You may now enter your plea.
     
  12. starwind3437

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    Guilty. And guilty for my idiocy as well.
     
  13. SuicideKing

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    You took a picture of likeicare.
     
  14. Popcorn

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    Shit, what the fuck are you doing? You haven't even had an attorney advise you, yet.
     
  15. uberfukken

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    Let the records indicate that Starwind3437 has pleaded guilty on all counts.

    These are very serious charges. The Democratic People's Republic of Encyclopedia Dramatica does not take white knighting, hypocrisy, and blatant pansexualism lightly.

    As of right now, you have an entry in Asalieri's article stating your crimes.

    This rightful punishment can and will be removed if you comply with court orders.

    We at Encyclopedia Dramatica demand a timestamped image of your penis. Upon providing this material, your entry will be removed from the Asalieri article. Be warned that questioning these court orders will serve to make things more difficult, and we will instead ask for picture of your anus. Providing the penis picture will solve your problems.
     
  16. Popcorn

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    See now, if you had taken the time to get a lawlyer, you could've gotten the charges reduced and faced a lighter punishment.

    I'm surprised you didn't get the maximum punishment as defined by EDC (Encyclopedia Dramatica Code) 2005 - Felony Offense White Knighting; Subsection D
     
  17. SuicideKing

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  18. uberfukken

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    By pleading guilty the punishment was reduced.

    @starwind3437

    WHAT SAY YOU?

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  19. Solution

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    Please understand this is insurance and you have nothing to fear as long as you reform.
     
  20. uberfukken

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    Let the records indicate that @sexlord66 provided the necessary materials last month and had his article removed.

    Article A:

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    Article B:

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    Article C:

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    Article D:

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  21. Solution

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    he is now a valued and protected member of EDF2
     
  22. uberfukken

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    Not only is he protected, he has been granted three (3) Personal Army Requests.

    @starwind3437

    The ball is in your court.
     
  23. uberfukken

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    My apologies, I almost forgot Article E:

    article e.
     
  24. starwind3437

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    As I said, I plead guilty.
     
  25. uberfukken

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    Yes, thank you for reminding us.

    Now, your verdict has been decided.

    We're going to need you to read this in its entirety. Slowly.

     
  26. Azrael

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    Suddenly this got a lot more interesting.
     
  27. SWfan

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    That's impossible. There are no women with fetishes.
     
  28. uberfukken

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    We're going to have to ask you to leave the courtroom.
     
  29. SWfan

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  30. mattwilsonsux

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    So here is some lulzy news. I'm still friends with Asa on facebook. He claims to have got rid of all the trolls which makes me ROFL all over the place. So browsing around his page I found videos that he never uploaded to youtube probably because he was afraid he'd get trolled (giggle), It's his daughter Annie's first day at school.

    http://hidemyass.com/files/UX2zH/