Asalieri more buttmad than ever

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    Everyone is boring

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    Lol... Fukn work, I should be 10 bags of popcorn down.
     
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    Speeding without a license, didn't pay the ticket. Probably caught a suspension over that.
     
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    lol @Massgrav I found the criminal records you were talking about :D
     
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    For a second I thought you meant MY criminal records.. Jebus Dog you scared me.
     
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    Lol at the 'info' in the dox. Impressive how much correct and incorrect info there is in there! I stand in awe at the sheer quantity y'all dug up!

    Hell, there's even a traffic ticket there that I never received! Was that a traffic camera?
     
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    Looks like speeding, driving without a license, and failure to pay the ticket.

    Might want to check with the Sec of State to see if you're still valid.

    Not that you would care
     
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    My license is current, I never got this alleged ticket. That picture looks like downtown Mesa, though. Was this a traffic camera?
     
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    The Secretary of State deals with traffic violations?
     
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    They deal with suspended licenses, yes.


    Dude, it was a moving violation. Were you drunk also?
     
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    My license is current and unsuspended. I don't drink and drive. But hell, you know this, lol. You would have checked my record and found 0 DUI's.
     
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    Yeah I'm not about to pay to run a criminal background check on you, but thanks for implying that I give a shit.
     
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    LOL, you don't give a shit, but you dug up that huge list of stats on my overall life. Kind of a contradiction, my friend. But I know you love me, c'mere, bring it in for a hug, buddy
     
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    ok, maybe not YOU personally, but you gotta admit someone over there loves me 'in that way', lol
     
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    Yeah you're kinda just taking swings at the janitor to be honest.
     
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    On one hand, Eric must weigh well over 250lbs, so there's no way that traffic ticket information is accurate. On the other hand, the birthday matches up with what had been found before other information, so unless there's another Eric Gaede in Mesa, AZ with the same birthday, either the ticket is right or you guys got the wrong birthday.

    The mystery goes on.
     
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    My favorite part is when they list his ethnicity as white.
     
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    I wasn't even taking swings! Anyhow, I'm gonna go watch the US vs Mexico playing for a berth at World Cup. I'll be back, though
     
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    Also yeah those stats are way off.

    If Eric is 6' 1'', he's gotta be pushing 320
     
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    My birthday is 8-8-78

    I weigh 285 right now. I'm pretty sure I would have been mailed this ticket by now if it were true.
     
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    It's right here if you're interested

    http://www.criminalfinder.com/criminal/Eric_Gaede_AZ

    Although I am a bit skeptical of free criminal background checks.

    If you send me some bitcoin I'll run a real one to clear your name
     
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    Might as well post this

    capppp.

    tl;dr
     
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    fuck that, no sweat off my balls if you think i'm a bad driver, lol. Hell, y'all already think i'm a pedophile, just add this to the pile, homes!


    ...god the US team is sucking hard. And this is their chance to eliminate Mexico from the running, too..
     
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    It's spelled "holmes" but that's okay, seeing as how you are white and all.
     
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    LOL it's not a mystery; it's just a typo. It's supposed to say 520lbs, but that info is outdated anyway. With asa's current pseudo-diet of donut breakfasts, he must be nearing double that amount.
     
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    I seriously have a hard time believing that 285 claim considering his height and frame.

    Taking bets
     
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    While you're watching, don't hold back on them triglycerides, big homie! You gotta compensate for that 10 calories you lost driving up a mountain :D