Asalieri more buttmad than ever

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    Haha that's exactly what's happening right now. If he really had logs he'd just have posted them. Instead he signed off to plot with Asa and make fake chats logs. Too late to redeem yourself now Starwind.
     
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    Actually, seeing some of asa's vids wasn't a total loss. Because from them, I know asa is capable of setting up some convincing looking chat logs.
     
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    Yeah he's a pretty observant guy I bet he has this thread bookmarked.

    Hey Asa I know you're reading this have a gift from me to you

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    You can use it to take notes for the polices
     
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    OOOHHHH, CAN I BE THE BAILIFF NEXT TIME?

    this will fulfill my lifelong desire to make really official sounding dick jokes because they start with "all rise"
    all rise.
    bonus points i can post court porn
     
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    Sorry bout the delay, guys! Also, that first account, I couldn't get it validated, as I seem to have lost the password to that email. Ah well, here I am! That's an impressive trick that guy can do with his dick, by the way.
     
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    http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=flmb6-S171-
     
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    Starwind, the FBI's on their way to your house right now! Better give yourself up, man. Agent J Edgar Hoover is on the job. Just answer all his questions and you can avoid a lengthy prison sentence. Then again, from what I hear, you like length.
     
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    I dunno about that

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    So anyway let's down to business.

    I'm glad the line of communication has finally been opened. What do you have to say to your detractors?
     
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    Oh you must be talking about this

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/1guy1jar
     
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    that's one of his favorites? Ok, so I was wrong on the length assumption.

    Whadda I gotta say to my detractors? Keep detracting!
     
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    Ah, memories. Dude, do you have that russian beheading video? I can't find it anymore, and I wanted to show that to someone who didn't believe it existed.
     
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    We have it all.

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chechclear
     
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    awww, but that's just an animated gif. Also, I remembered there were 2, a woman and a man, and a couple of masked guys who took what looked like a butter knife to the guy and they sawed at him alive and then just unceremoniously just shot the lady. Perhaps this is a different beheading than the one I saw?
     
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    Darn 404'd links...
     
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    The Goregrish links are out of date I just updated it with a Liveleak clip and there's also one over here http://www.ogrish.tv/play.php?vid=2277
     
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    Yeah, this is a different beheading video than the one I saw. Goddamn these people and their Zapruder film quality... a couple frames missing in between, too. Ah well, it's still pretty gruesome.

    I blame rotten.com all those years back for desensitizing me to this shit.
     
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    well, this is real polite n cordial... :lulzsec:
     
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    well, i'm a polite and cordial guy!
     
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    yay! let's go frolicking through fields of posies and knit sweaters together :D
     
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    There's supposed to be a full version somewhere but at this point I think it's an urban myth. All I find is that 18 second clip everywhere. Have you seen this one? https://encyclopediadramatica.se/1_Lunatic_1_Ice_Pick
     
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    I suck at knitting. But I can bake a mean pie!
     
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    how you answer this next question is very important...

    pumpkin? :stare:
     
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    goddammit, I have to get it from piratebay? No thanks. I'll believe your description.

    OH! Rotten dot com used to have an article about an old man who melted to death in a hotter-than-normal bathtub. Complete with juicy pics, too. Emphasis on 'juicy'.

    And it's no urban myth, i've SEEN the full thing (unless i'm mistaken, around 2009 was the last time it was available online in its' entirety.)
     
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    Yes indeed!
     
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    What a fucking idiot. "You are the only one who can enjoy it." So he goes ahead and uploads a video taking care of that problem for you. Now, 10,000 people have enjoyed it. He didn't feed the trolls. He tripped and spilled his entire bucket of troll bread crumbs.
     
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    have my babies