Asalieri more buttmad than ever

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Milwin, Sep 1, 2013.

  1. uberfukken

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    Stab the guy who won't even deliver a jpg
     
  2. Azrael

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    ...as long as I can stab someone.

    YOU. I am going to stab you in the stomach. Slowly and painfully. With a long, rusty chainsaw. And then I am going to turn the chainsaw on. Now, I have never worked with chainsaws, so I am unsure if they have different speeds and cannot currently be assed to do any research because bloodlust, but if by chance they do have different speeds, I am going to let this chainsaw in your gut run very slowly. I am not going to speed it up. This rusty chainsaw in your gut will take its sweet, sweet time devouring your insides like a gooey, bloody marshmallow and spitting them out past your mangled spine.

    I have had a very long, very pissy day.

    And you, starwind3437, just managed to piss me past my 'nope-still-don't-care' point. Sucks for you.

    It also sucks for me because according to the martial law of ED/F, the judges probably won't let me do any of this if you deliver.
     
  3. mattwilsonsux

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    Well if that's too much of a problem you can get a she-male hooker and drink her urine. That's something you enjoy, right?
     
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    lightly salted

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    Why don't westerners ever deliver?
     
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    Well whats wrong with having a ED page? Its a badge of honour for being a dumb faggot.
     
  7. starwind3437

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    Don't worry.

    Guess what?

    photo.JPG
     
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    my eyes hurt.
    good show!
     
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    Given the lack of chocolate syrup, I cannot lock the page. So someone could write mean things about you there, until it gets deleted by me or someone else. Do you agree to these terms, because then I will do as stated previously.
     
  10. starwind3437

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  12. uberfukken

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    Done
     
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    Seriously? I was sure this was some sort of lie.
     
  14. dravek

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    All's well that ends well :p
     
  15. starwind3437

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    Almost. Seems like Azrelael won't be stabbing anyone. :p
     
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    Get my name right you fucking faggot.

    Also this just means I won't be stabbing YOU.
     
  17. starwind3437

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    My bad. My finger must have slipped when I was posting it on my iPhone.
     
  18. dravek

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    Funny how Asa had gallbladder removal surgery and treatment for his wife's acute pancreatitis, both obviously due to their poor eating habits.

    Even funnier is how after these treatments, he still consumes more fat than he breathes air. And he's one to take cracks at the likes of the Beached Whale of Magfest (who Asa's steadily approaching physically, financially and intellectually) and Pissed Off Angry Gamer.
     
  19. Solution

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    Good man... See that wasn't so bad!
    Btw, Sick Gains Bro!
     
  20. minty

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    "starwind"
    why do all aspies i've seen on the internet have fuckin' frilly names like that? no internet handle is cute enough to hide that mountainous gut...
    as a sidenote, i wonder if you've ever lost your car keys under those breasts you have... they're bigger than sqig's
     
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  23. dravek

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    LOL

    But seriously, starwind, more respect to you. It takes some serious balls to modestly admit that you took the shot at asalieri. I mean, jesus, I'm sure we all commend you on your heroic act. Somebody had to sock it to that hypocritical lard-proliferating neckbeard.
     
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    Now that I'm done with what I had to do, I'm out of here. Later.
     
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    You know that's what Über wanted me to say right?
     
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  29. uberfukken

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    What the fuck are you talking about? Can you read?



    "Asa is scum, I <3 ED" is not the same as "I pranked Asa, ED4LIFE"

    Are you blind AND retarded?
     
  30. uberfukken

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    How dare you soil the good name of the Honorable Ed Lolington.

    This is going to cost you