Asalieri 2: The Butthurt Strikes Back

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Milwin, Oct 1, 2013.

  1. uberfukken

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    Public service announcement, we're overhauling the article right now because it became too long and clustered.

    So far we moved the friends/enemy list onto separate pages, and trimmed pointless tl;dr fodder that seems to be plaguing the article. You can help by adding jokes instead of reminding us all how you feel about him - save that for this thread.

    Also, it's been publicly confirmed in the TJC that Joeysixone's letter is what got us kicked out of Sweden. Regardless, we got the domain back, we'll be switching back sometime in the next few days, Joey got doxed for his efforts, and Sweden promised to never hold our domain without attempting to resolve the issue first.

    Back to the article, right now there are too many embeds. I know this is a youtube guy so naturally there's going to be a lot of video content, but here's a protip: When you embed 20 videos on a single page, the page lags. That's not good.

    Thus, we'll be trimming the videos, converting the majority into a gallery or even a text link if we have to. The goal is to have no more than 6 open embeds loading on the page at one time. Anyone is welcome to shuffle them around or whatever, just be smart about it and don't let the article turn into a browser raping monster again.
     
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    How is all of ED not throttling Asalieri yet? Especially since the near destruction of it is his to blame.
     
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  4. uberfukken

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    Losing a domain isn't even close to near destruction, we have over a dozen backups ready for launch. rm our servers, then there's problems.

    Joeysixone and Asalieri weren't advertised for their efforts because that's free publicity. NYPA
     
  5. mattwilsonsux

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    Here's something Asa thought he baleeted long ago. This is the first video he ever made for youtube and the USI on this is off the charts. This was the video he made to promote that craptastic book.



    ...and if you couldn't get enough of that here it is en Español

     
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    'My father was a spy and a traitor.'

    proud_of_criminal.
     
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    So proud indeed, too bad he'll never live up even close to his father's legacy and will forever bitch and moan on the internet about reviewers/drama that nobody gives two fucks about.
     
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    This guy should be proud he's a fucking hambeast. He's got that look of grease that just doesn't wash off.
     
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    Bill Gaydes: Son, you can learn a lot from my time in jail. Go and make me proud.

    Asalieri: OK, Daddy....

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/3/38/File-Asa_nude_with_his_kid.jpg

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/db/Asa_Molests_Kids.jpg

    [​IMG]

    Did I go too far, there
     
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    What do you mean what's wrong with it? It's the best most glorious drawing I've ever seen in my life.
     
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    you are either trolling or high.
     
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    Meh, I'd fuck that.... what a handsome fellow.
     
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    I've been lurking here and I must say the drawing is actually a perfect reflection of the subject.
    So, nothing is wrong with it.
     
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  16. Milwin

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    So what you guys mean is that the drawing is bad that it resembles meta-fatass, so in a sense it's good, oh I see.
     
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    The only thing it's truly missing is the hint of pedophilia.
     
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    I've been meaning to ask how one goes about doing that; adding pages to articles. I may need to start doing this with the Angelic-Catalyst article.
     
  20. uberfukken

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    Just take whatever info you want and create a new page. For example, you could make

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Angelic-Catalyst/Subpage1 (or whatever you want to title it) and move some information into there, and then replace the information that was on the main page with {{main|Angelic-Catalyst/Subpage1}}
     
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    A snitch.

    snitch.

    Kinda lulzy response considering recent shit.
     
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    Now Asa and Ben Wagner are BFFs.
    656.
     
  23. Milwin

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    I like how eric tries to make excuses for making videos with his father

    criminal.
     
  24. dravek

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    Is asa trolling or is he this retarded? Must be the latter because he believes himself not to be a criminal, either.

    Also notice how he never explicitly says that he's wrong. Yeah, he did admit to making mistakes all the time. But that could be in reference to not maximizing his fast food meals, or not covering up his tracks well enough.
     
  25. mattwilsonsux

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    Yeah, Asa father is not a criminal which why he was behind bars for three years and deported. Only in Eric's eyes do innocent people spend time in prison.
     
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    Cover Asa's ass and he will call you decent.
     
  27. dravek

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    I would consider that an insult, considering how much ass that needs covering with asa.
     
  28. FacePalmVeteran

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    Oh thanks :0
     
  29. mattwilsonsux

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    Asa is so desperate for thumbs up that he brought back pissed jose and uploaded the video to his alt channel. In it asa Jose reviews his top 10 battle games...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

     
  30. dravek

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    Pissed Jose, huh. Forget Angry Joe, this is now a perfect impression of his lawyer in action. Effective.