Asalieri 2: The Butthurt Strikes Back

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    @PsychoSensei why are you here?
    not only have you made a butthurt fail baiting thread about likeicare, you immediately told of your own reasons of making it, pussybitch much?

    if you're trying to impress, then you only made yourself look like a huge fucking dumb ass, I suggest you fuck off.
     
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    I'm really surprised this lolcow hasn't had a stroke or heart attack. He's 35 years old, extremely obese and downs fats and cholesterol faster than his body can process.

    What's even more pathetic is that he had his gallbladder removed because of his high-fat diet, made a video about it telling people not to eat the way he does, but still gluttons like no tomorrow (remember his recent video with half a beard, buying the box of donuts? probably all for himself). Oh, and his wife had acute pancreatitis, likely due to the same reason.

    And clearly his attempt at losing weight was just a fad that probably makes him feel so accomplished. In one of his vids, he claims to be stuck at a certain weight and can't go down further. Surprise, surprise.
     
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    The same could be said for just about anyone who lives the same life style as him (however I assume it might just be dumb luck). Another mystery is why he his face doesn't resemble another member of his Circlejerk, Hellsing920 (who weighs more than Asalieri). His face appears more sunken in a lizard like in appearance compared to Asalieri's. However with the prank and his fans turning on him, maybe a heart attack is not so far off.
     
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    True, but it's worse in Asa's case considering how much he insulted others for their weight in the past (some people like Pissed Off Hardcore Gamer and Sean FAT Fausz); couple that to his strange tendency to remain friends only with fat guys (Hellsing, Protitus, the people who played truco in his whoring-out video), as well as his own size. The hypocrisy is beyond unmeasurable.

    He had a fall out with One176 one time, I don't know if they're still friends; but that guy has been steadily shedding the pounds over the past couple of years. I see a pattern emerging here.
     
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    And you know what's funny? Jfreedan was also pro-SOPA.
     
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    A wild WHITE KNIGHT (who has had Asa's scrotum down his throat since about the same time the RAR on Irate Gamer's Aladdin video) appears!

    Someone could probably write a song about him coming to the Arizona Blob's rescue and get Elton John to sing it.
     

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    Not to be a joykiller, but where and when exactly Asa stated he now supported SOPA? I'm admittedly on the dark regarding that point, and I'd appreciate if any of ya could fill me in with more details.
     
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    How 'bout this?

     
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    Where did he get the idea that letting is fat gut hang out, is fucking hilarious. Also what he says in the opening pretty much describes himself in another case of the pot calling the kettle black. I also thought at one point that maybe his wife would actually raise his kids to be better than him, but seeing her in his attacks videos as well as having to back him up during his debate against Jfreedan, unless Child Services can come up with good reason to remove Eric's children from there household, there lives are fucked.
     
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    It is true, though I can't locate exactly where he's shown it. But I do remember that someone screencapped one of his comments where he said something like whiners complaining about SOPA. That, and he fact that he removed his own SOPA video. There's definitely others.

    I'm really looking forward to more parts to this great series on the fat himself.
     
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    you're the shithead purposefully interjecting himself and attempting to derail a thread he has nothing to do with. if anyone's trying to be a tough guy, it's you
     
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    In the comments section of his channel. When SOPA 2013 was lurking around he was wondering why so many people were bitching about it and starting bawwwwing in favor of it and wonder why people were belly aching over it.
     
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    I guess he inherited support for totalitarianism from Daddy... and made it public.
    Either that or it would be the only way he would finally be rid of his old enemies at Cinemassacre and ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com.
     
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    It could also be a child like mentality of "If I can't make money/become famous on the internet than no one should".

    About his father, when he was barred from entering the US due to treason was Asalieri unable to seem him until he was of age to travel by himself to whatever country he was living in? The fact that he grew up without a father may account for man-child like behavior and his inability to understand anything beyond his own viewpoint.
     
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    Somebody pointed me to a biography he wrote about his father.
    He called it the most pretentious thing he'd ever read.
     
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    Do you know where I could find this or did he end up deleting it.
     
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    New data has surfaced that the Blob of Maricopa County tried to pitch a reboot of The Flying Nun some time ago.

    NunBlob.

    Can't understand WHY it failed!
     
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    Morning, everyone.

    asadeletescomments1.PNG mybaleetedcomment.PNG deleted comment at the bottom. asahugeego.PNG

    Soon, we'll see him defending himself by saying he doesn't delete comments.


    And this one just for lulz:
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    Because meta-fatass will probably refuse the claims that he attacked a 10-year old, here's a video of him attacking the kid (yeah asa that is totally fucking mature of you)



    his fucktarded fans might flag-spam this one even though it's from their god, just because it shows how weak asa is by picking on someone 25 years younger than him ^_^

    I suggest everyone to download it just in case it goes down.
     
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    The review of that 10 year old kid was filled with such astonishing hypocrisy.
     
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    He just keeps on bashing the kid because of his weight. That's disgusting.

    Also:

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    So, he doesn't feel bad about insulting kids! I bet he would think it's okay if some 35-years old guy went after his kids and called them stupid and fat!
     
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    Ever notice that Eric has a hard-on for RPGs for some reason?
    Maybe it's just me...
     
  28. mattwilsonsux

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    You know what would be lulzy? If someone made a One View Wonder on Asa's kid first day at school. See how much he likes it when it happens to his child.
     
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    Using video/audio from Asa's videos to critic it with, too.

    What's the link to the school video?
     
  30. mattwilsonsux

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    http://hidemyass.com/files/UX2zH/

    Also you must use this picture

    File-Asa_nude_with_his_kid.