Asalieri 2: The Butthurt Strikes Back

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  1. Elguard

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    No please, i know this is ED but have some mercy please, i already explain myself, and i honestly feel you are just going for the "playing out".

    Please i already apologized if i did something wrong, plus i have already said that i am not the author of the blog, nor i have negative intentions, i just was sharing out a perspective i was agreeing.
     
  2. zetasonic

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    After a plethora of IRL crap and obvious corrections, it's finally ready.
     
  3. rotteh

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    Grotesque Arizonna Blob and his sex slaves discuss Grotesque Arizonna Blob's worthless contest for 5 hours.
     
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    asa1.

    9 months later.


    Also two more:

    asa2. asa3.
     
  6. Milwin

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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    lol is this fag still white knighting irate gaymer?

    I wonder how much cum he has in his brain from bores dick, if eric's that mindless and retarded to still white knight him.
     
  7. uberfukken

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    I remember when Irate Gamer first hit the scene. I thought it was a joke. A really unfunny joke.

    6 years later, fuck.
     
  8. rotteh

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    I remember when Arizona Hambeast threw a temper tantrum because I stated he had a creepy gay boner for the IG Sucks blog, and that was 2 years ago. Or 3 years ago. Fuck if I remember, Eric behaves like a psychotic fuck towards everything and everyone. The bloody ED article hasn't been updated in several months now, and the lard-ass retard still won't shut the fuck up about it.

    I could be wrong, but aside from Asalieri, Archfiend has also been dickriding IG for quite a while, but I'm not completely sure, and I couldn't be arsed to check.

    On a side note, IG parodies will never stop being funny. That's perhaps the only good thing Chris Bores has ever produced, even if indirectly.

     
  9. mister R

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    well the good news is no one watches him anymore

    also i guess he's just doing skylanders videos now???

    how much cash must he have wasted on all those toys or whatever you get for that game?
     
  10. uberfukken

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    When did he drop the whole irate schtick? Nevermind, I don't actually care. The comments are fucking gold though

    It just goes on and on lmfao

    That really made my day, thx
     
  11. Anoncat

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    It's been a long time, but what's new involving Asalieri?

    I actually caught a glimpse of his channel and noticed that he's done like two RaR's and maybe gotten involved in some more petty drama while ED was down. So anyone gonna bite the bullet and actually watch this shit?
     
  12. uberfukken

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    Watched one of the RoRs, he's just railing on some clear autist for a good 15 minutes. Can't say I really disagree with how bad the guy he's reviewing is, but talk about grabbing for the low hanging fruit.
     
  13. Anoncat

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    I also noticed that he's getting more and more dislikes for this kind of shit each video he does, and of course since the world revolves around the fat fuck, he always has some sort of excuse on why he's getting so many.
     
  14. uberfukken

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    How does one even make excuses for that shit? You get dislikes because people dislike you. It's not much deeper than that.
     
  15. Anoncat

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    Probably the latest on his petty drama bullshit. How many fucking times does this manchild need to get involved in internet sissy fights before these fucking mindless drones will realize that this guy is just a fucking nobody, and is no better than the shit he's critiquing?

    And now for a random dumbass comment from generic hypocritical Asalieri fanboy #5234:

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    Some people are incapable of acknowledging their shortcomings, and so they blame mysterious "others" for their own failures.
    Whether it's fedora-wearing douches on reddit blaming everyone without a Y-chromosome for their virginity, radfems on Tumblr blaming anybody with a Y-chromosome for everything bad ever, or something as simple as a kid on deviantart blaming "haterz" for getting their Invader Zim gay diaper porn taken down, it happens all the time.

    I'm not a pro wrestling fan, but last time I checked TNA tried getting views by having the cast of Jersey Shore appear in the ring for 15 minutes. So Andre 3000 The Giant fuck it this joke isn't working Corbeil is completely right for getting flagged.
     
  17. dravek

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    The only significant drama I've seen from this boar is about a month ago, on the irategamersucks blog. Plays a pacifist in the IGS comments section with someone and fails to convince them that he's not a bad guy; then proceeds to go completely off his tits about the guy in his own channel comments on youtube. Then recently deleted a whole bunch of videos where he made a complete ass of himself. Great excuses, BTW. All asa's done these past few months is tone down his dickhead antics and run for cover for a while. He hasn't changed one bit, despite his recent preaching of the opposite.
     
  18. Anoncat

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    Since Asalieri isn't doing anything too stupid as of late, what about his other goons (like Razorfag)? Any drama or general stupidity coming out of them?
     
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    I know it's not Asalieri related, but here's AlphaOmegaSin basically ranting on someone who's ego is about as inflated as Asa's, if not more.

    Hell almost everything said can be easily put into context with Asalieri.
     
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    You read that I updated the wiki with the insignificant spec of cuntiness that is Phil Fish's outbursts?
     
  21. Anoncat

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    Never played Fez, and like AlphaOmegaFag, will never play it either. Not even pirate it.

    Phil Fish gives indie gaming a bad name and I fail to see why digital platforms haven't removed Fez from their store.
     
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    I like AlphaOmegaSin hes pretty good, hes like the non retarded razorfist
     
  23. Anoncat

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    I see AlphaOmegaSin as an actual gamer, unlike Razorfist, who comes across as more of a poser.
     
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    I'm fully aware of that, it's just that I wish someone would get even more damning evidence to show how much of a phony and illegitimate gamer/reviewer he really is.
     
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    That section of him not even playing the fucking games isn't enough? What more do you need?
     
  27. Deckard200

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    I just noticed the game list is replaced with a yellow bar for some reason :confused:

    Is anyone else getting this? Or did the narcissist in denial just block that site from showing his game list?
     
  28. Anoncat

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    I dunno, trying to get him to explain specifically certain moments/story of a game, parts where he hasn't played obviously.
     
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  30. Anoncat

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    Here's something new in the realm of Asalieri hatred.



    While I'm not a fan of youtube commentaries, especially ones that only use text, here's someone who's basically going to recap all the bullshit Asalieri has done, from day one til now it seems. Using evidence that he's gathered from various places to expose what's probably already been said about the lolcow here, as well as debunking Asalieri's shitastic RaR series.