Asalieri 2: The Butthurt Strikes Back

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  1. zetasonic

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    Eric Gaede Show Episode Two is in the works.
     
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    ScreenHunter_92 Nov. 16 06.28.

    Gee, I wonder who the complaint is from? :confused:

    ScreenHunter_93 Nov. 16 06.29.

    :awesome: Oh, LULZ!
     
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    Anyone wanna bet that Asalieri is gonna be all over this, if he isn't already?
     
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    I seriously have no idea why he gets his jimmies rustled over prize giveaways, especially on people who aren't guilty, I mean I didn't see him making a video about the irate gamer when he scammed his fans with that ps3 giveaway.

    bottomline: asa will attack scammers only when they aren't his friend, hypocrisy meter is increasing even further.....
     
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    So hows going the shitfest so far?

    We are close to 2014,what have you got now guys?

    I feel like asa has not been enough of a retard,since the traffic on this thread is lower than october.

    Mind a third asa thread?
     
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    the reason not much is going on is because meta-fatass hasn't done anything so far, probably our of fear from us
     
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    Well Angry Joe is actually asking for $5 for someone to have a chance to win a PS4. And with those over million subs he has, he's likely gonna earn a huge profit from this. Also I question the legality of it.
     
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    He should join forces with Oni-chan.
     
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    lol yeah asa will most likely make a video out of it, although I would like to see whatever detective evidence he will bring up(last time was so hillarious)
     
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    Anyone remember this video?
    Youtube Poop: Asalieri is one smooth criminal?​
    It got false-flagged.
     
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    reminds me of the same shit jfreedan used to do.... *shrugs*
    I like how asa uses the same shit other people did in the past and he attacked them for it. lol
     
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    Also, The Blob released two new videos:



    Unfunny as hell. I think the ratings speak for themselves.




    HOLY FUCK THE INTRO IS SO LOUD
     
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    d-did asa just criticize that woman on her being a parent?
    2:50
     
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    1:27 Nitpicking about buying more expensive glue instead of the one for 34 cents? Are you fucking serious?

    1:45 This joke doesn't even make sense.

    2:52 Slime from Elmer's Glue is toxic? So that "safe & non-toxic" label in front of a bottle was a lie? Oh my god! Thanks for enlightening me! (Great research here, pal!)
    "I'm free to criticise somebody's parenting skills, but don't you DARE criticise MY parenting skills, or I'll tell you to die in a car fire."

    4:03 "Kids don't even want to play with it". Ignoring that girl on the left happily playing with slime... You know nothing about what kids like or don't. This shows you're a terrible parent.

    5:13- 5:54 - WAT

    6:17 I love how he calls the library pathetic for advertising itself. Completely ignoring the fact he advertised a game's Kickstarter and a book about his father. But that's not hypocritical at all, because those videos are old, right? Right?

    9:40 A Macarena parody in 2013? You aren't much better, like with your Irate Gamer commentary video made in 2009, TWO YEARS after the original video was released, Mr. Expert from Relevance.

    There was absolutely nothing to make fun of in the videos he reviewed. What was the point of this show?
     
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    At around 5:25 Asa shows his complete ignorance of geography and history.
    "come to Saint Petersburg where paper cake awaits you, like mama used to make it in good old soviet Russia."

    You daft cunt, Eric. It is called Saint Petersburg to distance itself from Soviet Russia, you ignorant fucking moron. It changed its name from Leningrad to Saint Petersburg in 1991. Leningrad of course referring to Lenin, who was kinda big on the whole soviet thing.

    And for the education of this baffoon, here is a famous German movie on the fucking subject.
     
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    You know what's the worse thing about the video...Asa pretty much set up a creepy masturbation joke..............in a video that features children.......

    on 1:15 he did set up a masturbation joke, he tried to cover it up by adding sound effects from a PC game, to attempt to give it a different context, but then it falls on it's own when in 9:08 he says he fells guilty and dirty for the fact that the provocatively dressed woman is the same in the craft video, SO IT WAS A FUCKING MASTURBATION JOKE!!!!!!

    AND ON A VIDEO THAT FEATURED 2 LITTLE CHILDREN!!!!!

    Of course being the King of Sneakiness that he is, he tried to spin in against his viewers, by saying, "And So Should you"

    BUT TOO CREEPY TOO LATE ERIC!!!!!

    I am not fucking around people, watch it by yourselves and tell me if i am wrong.
     
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    The charismatic tub of lard strikes again, convincing retards like this guy into thinking that he's a "nice guy".

    Also, does anyone have the video that he made on Asalieri before he unlisted it?
     
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    Do these dumb fucks even read his ED article?
     
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    Hey DrCaulder, well that guy in the video doesn't seem to know that Asa maybe staged up the whole thing.

    BTW caulder, if you make a newer video on the blob, don't forget my points :p.
     
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    I think he uses that to lure people who are unaware of his history of douchebaggery into believing that he's a nice guy, which is probably why he's deleting a majority of his videos that paint him in that light (although why he keeps his Kickstarter Nightmare videos up is a mystery, though it's probably because he's a dumb fuck).

    I believe that this guy won't become part of Eric's inner circlejerk though.
     
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    Here's ThatsDoable's reponse to that video:

     
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    It appears Asa has a new strategy for getting teh subz and that is to drop the video game thing all together. Since his past shows have gotten tons of dislikes he's relegated himself to Soccer. Specifically the World Cup which is not happening for another seven months...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. While he's at it he should talk about the next Olympics.





    EDIT: Asa shows his true colors for making this video:

    ScreenHunter_95 Dec. 10 07.25.

    Anything that shows Argentina in a positive light he whores himself over like a crack whore that needs a $5 fix.
     
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    I used to be a fanboy of his.I only watched his RaR series,as soon as i saw his ED page,i decided to do some research and found out that he's a hueg scumbag.So thanks to those who managed to expose him for what he really is...a fatars.
     
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    LOL, so Asalieri goes dark for a month and comes back as a sports commentator.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Here is a brief summary of how it went down between ED and Asa.
    ED being Australia, fatass being American Samoa:
     
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    Blegh, Argentina. The more I know about this place, the more african (=shitty) it gets.