Asalieri 2: The Butthurt Strikes Back

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  1. Anoncat

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    Seriously, does Rambotweety (a fucking war veteran, someone who's contributed to society a fuck ton more than Asalieri) even have any rhyme or reason why he supports Asalieri the way he does? Also such a shitty video btw.
     
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    Actually, now that I think about it he's effectively killing himself already with his eating habits. Unfortunately it is a slow process but the payoff
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  3. zetasonic

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    So I went to the Bustershot Gams channel to find that the Blob deleted a few comments to (what else?) cover his ass. Not only that, he disabled voting on comments and had a few of mine marked as spam!

    Tried to call him out on it when I got THIS:
    Bustershot.

    "The truth hurts," it is said "when you live a lie."
     
  4. dravek

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    I don't know if asa learned from protit (or vice versa... or came up with it together while they tried to find each other's dicks) with regards to deleting comments and blocking people. If you thought asa's comment sections are low in negativity, protit's ones are nothing but drone praise.

    I hope they get lifetime vouchers to Heart Attack Grill.
     
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    Infinite projection is the only remarkable trait Eric Gaede has. What a waste of chromosomes.
     
  7. Milwin

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    Eric can't cope with the reality of the situation so he has to create this conspiracy based world of bullshit to hide from real reality so he don't have to take responsibility for himself or his friends actions (which likely caused his ruination to begin with).
     
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    Alright, well time for me to make a video showcasing more of asa's douchebaggery. But in addition to that, I'm going to some shed light on a question that I really think should be explored with respect to asalieri's manchild behavior. It'll be my first one of this kind, so I better not fuck this up.

    EDIT: So I don't sound like a misleading shitbag, I'll be using sections from videos asalieri has already uploaded, not some "new" shit in that regards. But they're videos that irked me nonetheless.
     
  9. DrCaulder

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    This was bound to happen! I left one comment on his Pissed Jose video about him censoring people and...

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    This is just beautiful.
     
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    NormalGuy.




    If THAT'S normal, I wonder what "Chris-Chan with a wife, kids, and white knights" is like.
     
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    Just as there is a Wiki that chronicles Chris-chan and his misadventures, there should a Wiki that focuses on Asalieri and his bullshit antics, with people offering there own psychoanalysis of how he views reality, his constant lies, and questioning whether he's a some sort of sociopath or just plain retarded.
     
  12. Milwin

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    well there's the ED article, also making a wiki is very hard, the chris chan wiki needs money to keep it's servers online, so it's unlikely to happen.
     
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    I didn't realize that, I was just throwing the idea out there.
     
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    Asalieri: "My dad is awesome. He was not a criminal"

    Yeah, just tell that to all the companies and their workers whom his actions affected.
     
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    Well, to be fair, they are the smelliest race.
     
  16. dravek

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    FUCK. I finished one part of my video, but the 2 bit shit Windows Movie Maker refuses to save a 20 second portion of it for no clear reason. Guess that's the downside of using that mess. Anybody down to give me a hand?

    EDIT: Fuck it, I found a workaround. Just a bit longer and it'll be out, but goddamn it's turning out worse than I envisioned.
     
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    Screw Windows Movie Maker. Use Sony Vegas.
     
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    Fuck Sony Vegas, use Premiere or Avid Media Composer.
     
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    Fuck that. Do it oldschool. Use tapes.
     
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    Tapes were made by evil Mathmagicians. Carve it on tree trunk.
     
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    LOL I was originally trying to use PowerDirector in asalieri's style, but that's what took up most of my time yesterday because it kept fucking up (or my potato of a PC is a piece of fuck). I'm stuck with the shit-streaking WMM, but don't worry, I'll make sure it's borderline watchable :p

    Should be uploaded, sometime this afternoon.
     
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    There ya go. Fucks sakes, a real PITA. Next time I make a video, I'll either fix or use a better computer.

    EDIT: Be an hero, youtube, I didn't think the video quality could get any worse.
     
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    I feel bad for annie in this video :(

    these two poor excuse of parents are a bunch of fucktarded simpletons that won't care for their daughter, eric and randi were probably both mentally disturbed as childs, knowing that they are nothing but failures who will grow up to be a useless waste of flesh that doesn't contribute anything useful.

    I think after seeing these videos I can happily say that eric is what would happen if chris-chan had a kid, uncaring for the kid, internet is more srs than your family.

    eric goes to casinos all the time, this isn't good parenting, this is danger to the kid if eric is ignoring her, he posted her fucking school for fucks sake, are you really gonna post these stuff about your child and expect no backlash whatsoever?
     
  25. mattwilsonsux

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    Apparently the most epic & profound Asa video is coming out soon on this douches channel.

    ScreenHunter_82 Oct. 29 10.05.
     
  26. Anoncat

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    Even though it's just a few cameos, just a single clip of Asalieri alone is too much and will ruin any sort of creditability of that video.
     
  27. zetasonic

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    He's a fanboy. Of course he'd want his hero in it.
     
  28. Anoncat

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    Yeah but he'll probably put more e-famous internet celebs in it as well, you know, comparing some worthless tub of lard who only has like less than 10k subs, to others who have like subs in the hundreds of thousands if not millions and are 100x more creditable than Asalieri.
     
  29. mattwilsonsux

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    Someone on youtube just sent me these screencaps where Asa baws about how it was Kyle's fault that Eric stalked him. In Eric's world it's never his fault. :D

    ScreenHunter_83 Oct. 29 21.32.
    ScreenHunter_84 Oct. 29 21.32.

    Then from what I was told a random Asa fanboy randomly PMed this guy shortly after he had these two PM's with Asa.

    ScreenHunter_85 Oct. 29 21.33.
     

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    Seriously, it's not like Asalieri and Kyle were childhood buddies, they both met each other off the fucking internet, but Asalieri believes that a year long friendship from such means friends til the day you die.

    Kyle did nothing wrong with having a change of opinion on the fucker and speaking his mind out, that's what freedom of speech is.